political correctness - 差別用語コードにひっかからない 3
シリーズ第三回目です。
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bigoted woman!??? - ゴードンブラウン失言
差別といって、思い出すのはこの曲！
私の最も愛するミュージカル、Avenue Qの中の、もっとも元気のでる曲！
どんなに凹んだ日もこれを聞きながら歩いていると顔のキンニクがゆるんできます。
Everyone's A Little Bit Racist
リリックはもう可笑しすぎです。
いくつか説明させていただくと、
この曲は、Kate monsterとPrincetonの会話から始まります。
モンスター同士はみんな親戚なの？という差別的なPrincetonの質問に、ぴくっときたKate Monsterが、指摘をすると、じゃあニンゲンの僕は君の働くMonster schoolに入れてもらえないのはどして？それだって差別じゃないのかな～と、、、。
確かにsegregationです（笑）
Christmas Eveという名の主人公は、Avenue Qの住人のひとりでして、現地で悪戦苦闘する日本人の女の子です。このようなタイトルの歌で、クリスマスイブが、evlyone's a ritter bit lacist！と歌い、RとLの発音を混同させているところなんかが、racistなんですよ！（爆笑）だから面白い
またクリスマスイブが、ブライアンに向かって、
（悪気はないのはわかるけど）オリエンタルって呼ばれるのには我慢できないの～的なことを歌います（笑）
英国とアメリカは、Asianと呼ばれるか、Arientalと呼ばれるかで人の感情が違うみたいです。
英国では、私が暮らした当時では、Orientalという言葉には差別的なニュアンスは特になく、どちらかというと、Asianという言葉には差別的なニュアンスがありました（イギリス的にいうと、Asianは我々極東人は含まず、どちらかというと、インドやパキスタンあたりのエリアの方々を指していることが多かったように記憶しています。Come on, you are not Asina!とCaucasian 英国人慰め（笑）られたこともあります（複雑）
Christmas Eve:
I know you are no
Intending to be
But calling me Oriental -
Offensive to me!
また、君だって、人種差別するじゃないかと歌い返されたクリスマスイブはこう返します。
確かにそうね。ユダヤ人は金持ちだし、Caucasian がパワーを持ってる。でもって、私はシャワーもろくに浴びてないような運転手が運転するタクシーの中。。。
Christmas Eve:
Yes, I know.
The Jews have all
The money
And the whites have all
The power.
And I'm always in taxi-cab
With driver who no shower!
他にも歌の中で、イエスキリストは"black"だ、”white"だと議論してます（爆笑）
最後に、いいんや、ジーザスはユダヤ人だなんて、大爆笑です。
Everinone's A Little Bit Racist's Lylic
Princeton:
Say, Kate, can I ask you a question?
Kate Monster:
Sure!
Princeton:
Well, you know Trekkie Monster upstairs?
Kate Monster:
Uh huh.
Princeton:
Well, he's Trekkie Monster, and you're Kate Monster.
Kate Monster:
Right.
Princeton:
You're both Monsters.
Kate Monster:
Yeah.
Princeton:
Are you two related?
Kate Monster:
What?! Princeton, I'm surprised at you! I find that racist!
Princeton:
Oh, well, I'm sorry! I was just asking!
Kate Monster:
Well, it's a touchy subject.
No, not all Monsters are related.
What are you trying say, huh?
That we all look the same to you?
Huh, huh, huh?
Princeton:
No, no, no, not at all. I'm sorry,
I guess that was a little racist.
Kate Monster:
I should say so. You should be much more
careful when you're talking about the
sensitive subject of race.
Princeton:
Well, look who's talking!
Kate Monster:
What do you mean?
Princeton:
What about that special Monster School you told me about?
Kate Monster:
What about it?
Princeton:
Could someone like me go there?
Kate Monster:
No, we don't want people like you-
Princeton:
You see?!
You're a little bit racist.
Kate Monster:
Well, you're a little bit too.
Princeton:
I guess we're both a little bit racist.
Kate Monster:
Admitting it is not an easy thing to do...
Princeton:
But I guess it's true.
Kate Monster:
Between me and you,
I think
Both:
Everyone's a little bit racist
Sometimes.
Doesn't mean we go
Around committing hate crimes.
Look around and you will find
No one's really color blind.
Maybe it's a fact
We all should face
Everyone makes judgments
Based on race.
Princeton:
Now not big judgments, like who to hire
or who to buy a newspaper from -
Kate Monster:
No!
Princeton:
No, just little judgments like thinking that Mexican
busboys should learn to speak goddamn English!
Kate Monster:
Right!
Both:
Everyone's a little bit racist
Today.
So, everyone's a little bit racist
Okay!
Ethinic jokes might be uncouth,
But you laugh because
They're based on truth.
Don't take them as
Personal attacks.
Everyone enjoys them -
So relax!
Princeton:
All right, stop me if you've heard this one.
Kate Monster:
Okay!
Princeton:
There's a plan going down and there's only
one paracute. And there's a rabbi, a priest...
Kate Monster:
And a black guy!
Gary Coleman:
Whatchoo talkin' 'bout Kate?
Kate Monster:
Uh...
Gary Coleman:
You were telling a black joke!
Princeton:
Well, sure, Gary, but lots of people tell black jokes.
Gary Coleman:
I don't.
Princeton:
Well, of course you don't - you're black!
But I bet you tell Polack jokes, right?
Gary Coleman:
Well, sure I do. Those stupid Polacks!
Princeton:
Now, don't you think that's a little racist?
Gary Coleman:
Well, damn, I guess you're right.
Kate Monster:
You're a little bit racist.
Gary Coleman:
Well, you're a little bit too.
Princeton:
We're all a little bit racist.
Gary Coleman:
I think that I would
Have to agree with you.
Princeton/Kate Monster:
We're glad you do.
Gary Coleman:
It's sad but true!
Everyone's a little bit racist -
All right!
Kate Monster:
All right!
Princeton:
All right!
Gary Coleman:
All right!
Bigotry has never been
Exclusively white
All:
If we all could just admit
That we are racist a little bit,
Even though we all know
That it's wrong,
Maybe it would help us
Get along.
Princeton:
Oh, Christ do I feel good.
Gary Coleman:
Now there was a fine upstanding black man!
Princeton:
Who?
Gary Coleman:
Jesus Christ.
Kate Monster:
But, Gary, Jesus was white.
Gary Coleman:
No, Jesus was black.
Kate Monster:
No, Jesus was white.
Gary Coleman:
No, I'm pretty sure that Jesus was black-
Princeton:
Guys, guys...Jesus was Jewish!
Brian:
Hey guys, what are you laughing about?
Gary Coleman:
Racism!
Brian:
Cool.
Christmas Eve:
BRIAN! Come back here!
You take out lecycuraburs!
Princeton:
What's that mean?
Brian:
Um, recyclables.
Hey, don't laugh at her!
How many languages do you speak?
Kate Monster:
Oh, come off it, Brian!
Everyone's a little bit racist.
Brian:
I'm not!
Princeton:
Oh no?
Brian:
Nope!
How many Oriental wives
Have you got?
Christmas Eve:
What? Brian!
Princeton:
Brian, buddy, where you been?
The term is Asian-American!
Christmas Eve:
I know you are no
Intending to be
But calling me Oriental -
Offensive to me!
Brian:
I'm sorry, honey, I love you.
Christmas Eve:
And I love you.
Brian:
But you're racist, too.
Christmas Eve:
Yes, I know.
The Jews have all
The money
And the whites have all
The power.
And I'm always in taxi-cab
With driver who no shower!
Princeton:
Me too!
Kate Monster:
Me too!
Gary Coleman:
I can't even get a taxi!
All:
Everyone's a little bit racist
It's true.
But everyone is just about
As racist as you!
If we all could just admit
That we are racist a little bit,
And everyone stopped being
So PC
Maybe we could live in -
Harmony!
Christmas Eve:
Evlyone's a ritter bit lacist!
enjoy!
シリーズ第三回目です。
＜関連記事＞
political correctness - 差別用語コードにひっかからない 4
political correctness - 差別用語コードにひっかからない 2
political correctness - 差別用語コードにひっかからない
bigoted woman!??? - ゴードンブラウン失言
差別といって、思い出すのはこの曲！
私の最も愛するミュージカル、Avenue Qの中の、もっとも元気のでる曲！
どんなに凹んだ日もこれを聞きながら歩いていると顔のキンニクがゆるんできます。
Everyone's A Little Bit Racist
リリックはもう可笑しすぎです。
いくつか説明させていただくと、
この曲は、Kate monsterとPrincetonの会話から始まります。
モンスター同士はみんな親戚なの？という差別的なPrincetonの質問に、ぴくっときたKate Monsterが、指摘をすると、じゃあニンゲンの僕は君の働くMonster schoolに入れてもらえないのはどして？それだって差別じゃないのかな～と、、、。
確かにsegregationです（笑）
Christmas Eveという名の主人公は、Avenue Qの住人のひとりでして、現地で悪戦苦闘する日本人の女の子です。このようなタイトルの歌で、クリスマスイブが、evlyone's a ritter bit lacist！と歌い、RとLの発音を混同させているところなんかが、racistなんですよ！（爆笑）だから面白い
またクリスマスイブが、ブライアンに向かって、
（悪気はないのはわかるけど）オリエンタルって呼ばれるのには我慢できないの～的なことを歌います（笑）英国とアメリカは、Asianと呼ばれるか、Arientalと呼ばれるかで人の感情が違うみたいです。
英国では、私が暮らした当時では、Orientalという言葉には差別的なニュアンスは特になく、どちらかというと、Asianという言葉には差別的なニュアンスがありました（イギリス的にいうと、Asianは我々極東人は含まず、どちらかというと、インドやパキスタンあたりのエリアの方々を指していることが多かったように記憶しています。Come on, you are not Asina!とCaucasian 英国人慰め（笑）られたこともあります（複雑）
Christmas Eve:
I know you are no
Intending to be
But calling me Oriental -
Offensive to me!
また、君だって、人種差別するじゃないかと歌い返されたクリスマスイブはこう返します。
確かにそうね。ユダヤ人は金持ちだし、Caucasian がパワーを持ってる。でもって、私はシャワーもろくに浴びてないような運転手が運転するタクシーの中。。。Christmas Eve:
Yes, I know.
The Jews have all
The money
And the whites have all
The power.
And I'm always in taxi-cab
With driver who no shower!
他にも歌の中で、イエスキリストは"black"だ、”white"だと議論してます（爆笑）
最後に、いいんや、ジーザスはユダヤ人だなんて、大爆笑です。
Everinone's A Little Bit Racist's Lylic
Princeton:
Say, Kate, can I ask you a question?
Kate Monster:
Sure!
Princeton:
Well, you know Trekkie Monster upstairs?
Kate Monster:
Uh huh.
Princeton:
Well, he's Trekkie Monster, and you're Kate Monster.
Kate Monster:
Right.
Princeton:
You're both Monsters.
Kate Monster:
Yeah.
Princeton:
Are you two related?
Kate Monster:
What?! Princeton, I'm surprised at you! I find that racist!
Princeton:
Oh, well, I'm sorry! I was just asking!
Kate Monster:
Well, it's a touchy subject.
No, not all Monsters are related.
What are you trying say, huh?
That we all look the same to you?
Huh, huh, huh?
Princeton:
No, no, no, not at all. I'm sorry,
I guess that was a little racist.
Kate Monster:
I should say so. You should be much more
careful when you're talking about the
sensitive subject of race.
Princeton:
Well, look who's talking!
Kate Monster:
What do you mean?
Princeton:
What about that special Monster School you told me about?
Kate Monster:
What about it?
Princeton:
Could someone like me go there?
Kate Monster:
No, we don't want people like you-
Princeton:
You see?!
You're a little bit racist.
Kate Monster:
Well, you're a little bit too.
Princeton:
I guess we're both a little bit racist.
Kate Monster:
Admitting it is not an easy thing to do...
Princeton:
But I guess it's true.
Kate Monster:
Between me and you,
I think
Both:
Everyone's a little bit racist
Sometimes.
Doesn't mean we go
Around committing hate crimes.
Look around and you will find
No one's really color blind.
Maybe it's a fact
We all should face
Everyone makes judgments
Based on race.
Princeton:
Now not big judgments, like who to hire
or who to buy a newspaper from -
Kate Monster:
No!
Princeton:
No, just little judgments like thinking that Mexican
busboys should learn to speak goddamn English!
Kate Monster:
Right!
Both:
Everyone's a little bit racist
Today.
So, everyone's a little bit racist
Okay!
Ethinic jokes might be uncouth,
But you laugh because
They're based on truth.
Don't take them as
Personal attacks.
Everyone enjoys them -
So relax!
Princeton:
All right, stop me if you've heard this one.
Kate Monster:
Okay!
Princeton:
There's a plan going down and there's only
one paracute. And there's a rabbi, a priest...
Kate Monster:
And a black guy!
Gary Coleman:
Whatchoo talkin' 'bout Kate?
Kate Monster:
Uh...
Gary Coleman:
You were telling a black joke!
Princeton:
Well, sure, Gary, but lots of people tell black jokes.
Gary Coleman:
I don't.
Princeton:
Well, of course you don't - you're black!
But I bet you tell Polack jokes, right?
Gary Coleman:
Well, sure I do. Those stupid Polacks!
Princeton:
Now, don't you think that's a little racist?
Gary Coleman:
Well, damn, I guess you're right.
Kate Monster:
You're a little bit racist.
Gary Coleman:
Well, you're a little bit too.
Princeton:
We're all a little bit racist.
Gary Coleman:
I think that I would
Have to agree with you.
Princeton/Kate Monster:
We're glad you do.
Gary Coleman:
It's sad but true!
Everyone's a little bit racist -
All right!
Kate Monster:
All right!
Princeton:
All right!
Gary Coleman:
All right!
Bigotry has never been
Exclusively white
All:
If we all could just admit
That we are racist a little bit,
Even though we all know
That it's wrong,
Maybe it would help us
Get along.
Princeton:
Oh, Christ do I feel good.
Gary Coleman:
Now there was a fine upstanding black man!
Princeton:
Who?
Gary Coleman:
Jesus Christ.
Kate Monster:
But, Gary, Jesus was white.
Gary Coleman:
No, Jesus was black.
Kate Monster:
No, Jesus was white.
Gary Coleman:
No, I'm pretty sure that Jesus was black-
Princeton:
Guys, guys...Jesus was Jewish!
Brian:
Hey guys, what are you laughing about?
Gary Coleman:
Racism!
Brian:
Cool.
Christmas Eve:
BRIAN! Come back here!
You take out lecycuraburs!
Princeton:
What's that mean?
Brian:
Um, recyclables.
Hey, don't laugh at her!
How many languages do you speak?
Kate Monster:
Oh, come off it, Brian!
Everyone's a little bit racist.
Brian:
I'm not!
Princeton:
Oh no?
Brian:
Nope!
How many Oriental wives
Have you got?
Christmas Eve:
What? Brian!
Princeton:
Brian, buddy, where you been?
The term is Asian-American!
Christmas Eve:
I know you are no
Intending to be
But calling me Oriental -
Offensive to me!
Brian:
I'm sorry, honey, I love you.
Christmas Eve:
And I love you.
Brian:
But you're racist, too.
Christmas Eve:
Yes, I know.
The Jews have all
The money
And the whites have all
The power.
And I'm always in taxi-cab
With driver who no shower!
Princeton:
Me too!
Kate Monster:
Me too!
Gary Coleman:
I can't even get a taxi!
All:
Everyone's a little bit racist
It's true.
But everyone is just about
As racist as you!
If we all could just admit
That we are racist a little bit,
And everyone stopped being
So PC
Maybe we could live in -
Harmony!
Christmas Eve:
Evlyone's a ritter bit lacist!
enjoy!