Surprise ビックリ

My brother Jimmy invited us over for dinnerthanks bro it was good

晩飯を食べさせてくれるということで兄貴のジミーが家にまねいてくれましたありがとう。。。うまかったぜー

Jimmys daughter Nanaka showed me here medals she got from her swimming tournaments Jimmy cant swim but she won medals from her swimming tounaments in our entire city Im so proud of her.....but this medal looks like.....

ジミーの娘ナナカがもらったメダルを見せてもらいました。。。なんとこの町でメダルを取るほどの実力者ジミー泳げないけどね。。。でもこれよくみると。。。

The person on top looks like they are kicking the bottom guys a*s

上の人があきらかに下の人のケツに蹴りいれてるようにしかみえない

I saw somebody eating dango (jdm rice patties) so I bought some at seven eleven.....and they were damn good too

テレビで誰かがダンゴ食べてるの見て。。。つい自分もつられて買っちゃいました。。。うまかったー

I was gonna open the sliding door on my parents van......I know Ive been working out but Im not that strong what the hell just happened

親のワゴン車のスライドドアを開けようと思って。。。なんじゃこりゃー最近ちょっと運動してるはしてるけどこんなに強くはなってないでしょうどうなってんじゃい

I was at HMP, looked up and the sky was on fire

ヘイメンで。。。空を見上げたら空が燃えてた

Man, had ants by my sink so I did some investigationtook off the mirror and stand off of the sink area....found out where they were coming in from so I sprayed a crap load of anti-ant spray I know your not supposed to see the wall behind the stand but man.....couldnt they do a better job on cutting a hole in the wall

洗面台エリアにアリが何匹かいたので調査。。。すると洗面台もとっぱらって進入ルートを発見ただちにアリアースで撃沈でもそれより洗面台があるとはいえ壁の処理があまりにもザツでビックリです、なんじゃいこりゃ