Got this from a forwarded email.
>Please read carefully, 10 u will understand.>
>This is hilarious... even an Englishman could not construct sentences using
>numbers! Exclusive only to the great Malaysian and Singaporean chinese...
>
>Ah Lek was asked to tell a story using 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9 and 10.
>Not only did he do it from 1 to 10, he did it again vice versa.
>
>This was what he came up with:
>
>1 day I go 2 climb up a 3 outside a house to peep. But the couple saw me,
>so I panic and 4 down. The man rush out and wanted to 5 with me. I ran so
>fast until I fall 6 and throw up. So I went into 7 eleven and grabbed some
>8 to throw at him. Then I took a 9 and try to stab him. 10 God he ran away.
>So, I put the 9 back and paid for the 8 before leaving 7 eleven. Next day,
>I called my boss and said I am 6. He said 5, tomorrow also no need to come
>back 4 work. He also told me to climb a 3 and jump down. I don't understand,
>I so nice 2 him but he don't appreciate 1.