APHORISM OF THE MONTH OF JUNE 2026
Hi, how are you? I am well. I write now because in June I will be busy. A quote from
Brian Tracy (Canadian writer):
"Always give without remembering AND always receive without forgetting".
Bonus of the month:
" Write it on your heart that every day is the best day of the year ".
(Ralph Wlado Emerson)
THANK YOU FOR YOUR VISIT HERE TO READ EASY - SHORT - ENGLISH.
For month of May 2026 a quote from Charles Dudley Warner:
A)
"The exellence of a gift lies in its appropriateness rather than its value".
B)
"People will do anything to alleviate the anxiety" (anonymous).
APHORISM OF THE MONTH
A new series of quotations from famous thinkers / persons:
"Love is the only force capable of transforming an enemy into a friend"
(by Martin Luther King Jr.)
DIFFERENCES IN MALE AND FEMALE BRAINS
Without a judgement who is better or worse, let's just say different:
Long observations in life together by different individuals of the opposite gender.
People say that:
A) male and female brains are different. Yes that is proven by science.
B) A layman's defiinition of HOW different?
Females have the everyday life compartmentalized is brown boxes.
They remember what is in each box. Also, they remember where the boxes are,
and when they were filled, and with whom.
Males have tried to do so. If woman asked her man to answer a question about:
When? Where? With whom?
Man goes to his box, opens it, and it is EMPTY. Hahhhhh!
Take away from the story. Brains has a letter -S in the end because it has 2 lobes.
ENTRY TEST TO BE AN AGENT IN USA
JANUARY 2026 has been concerning and disturbing
to all civilized and educated people of the World regarding the events in USA.
So how did this end up to be a catastrophe? It is the recruiting process:
Entry test is arranged in an indoor hallway.
Test is a 100 meters dash sprint.
At the point of 60 meters is a horizontal obstacle, a solid wood husk.
That is hung at 180 cm height, horizontally.
All candidates get ready on the starting line and a signal shot is shot.
Everybody laucnhes to full speed sprint at their best capability.
Those candidates, who hit their head on the husk at 60 meters distance, are hired automatically.
Those, who are shorter but jump up and hit their heads to 180 centimeters at 60 meters, are hired also.
Everybody else was too short and did not get hired. Hahhhh
In reality, a real POLICE person in law enforcement has an education in law, training on communication, weapons and relationships skills. Also, many are 2nd, 3rd generation civil servants and take their service very seriously and professionally. I pray for my country.
JINGLE BELLS ALTERNATIVE LYRICS
Naughty or Nice, every grade schooler in US knows these lyrics:
Jingle Bells, Batman smells, Robin laid an egg.
Batmobile lost a wheel, Joker got away. Hey!
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells
Everybody Thank you for your visit! Happy, healthy, and prosperous New Year
JOKE OF THE MONTH OF NOVEMBER 2025
This happened somewhere in South Florida on a rainy night.
A car is speeding over the posted limit on a straight, flat road.
Car has six lawyers in it. Driver and five passengers.
The driver loses his control and car plunges into a canal.
Everybody drowned.
What happened?
Not enough lawyers!
Hahhhh!
Fact check. 80 per cent of the lawyers of the World are in USA.
The rest of the World can manage with the remaining 20 per cent and agree.
FUN / ODD EXPRESSIONS IN ENGLISH TRANSLATED
The following were funny to a non-native speaker of English language:
1. Laid a goose egg = resulted in zero
2. A cold day in hell = never
3. Bent out of shape = very angry
4. Homerun = total success
5. Cold Turkey = without rehearsing
6. Break a leg = Do Your Best
7. Cake walk in the park = very easy
8. Water under the bridge = forget it
9. Fart in the wind = dissappear
10. Hammered = high on alcohol
11. Stoned = high on drugs
12. Head over heels = high on love
13. Baker's Dozen = thirteen (12 + 1 )
14. Hook, line, and sinker = a sure catch
JOKE OF THE MONTH OF OCTOBER 2025
Winter time VS. Daylight saving time is a drag. This happened on board an airline (the 2nd oldest in the world).
A Russian ex-pat passenger is flying from New York to Moscow with a plane change in Helsinki.
On final approach to Helsinki he asks the air hostess: "Miss what is the time difference between Helsinki and Moscow"?
Without a blink she replies: " It is 30 years".
Hahhh. The true answer is 1 hour in the winter time and 0 hours in DST.
This is because Russia does not use DST but Finland, like all European countries, does.
Moral of the story is:
Unfortunate to all, United States and Europe do not switch time on the same date.
Thus a service like an airline has a period of two weeks when published schedules are skewed by one hour on arrival time. All times shown are local time (LT).
JOKE OF THE MONTH OF SEPTEMBER
This happened somewhere on the West coast :
Man walks on the beach and finds a glass bottle. He rubs the side of it and pops the
cap. Out comes a Genie and says; "Thank you for letting me out. As an award you
have 3 wishes"
Man says I wish to find true love.
Genie says that was #1. Ask something else, please.
Man says I wish to go to Hawaii but I am afraid of flying and shipping is too slow.
So, please build a bridge from here to Hawaii.
Genie says that was #2 that is impossible. Do you understand how deep is the Ocean
and how faraway Hawaii is?
Man says I want to learn to understand women. Teach me how.
Genie says that was #3 Do you want 2-lane or 4-lane bridge to Hawaii???
