DIFFERENCES IN MALE AND FEMALE BRAINS

 DIFFERENCES IN MALE AND FEMALE BRAINS

Without a judgement who is better or worse, let's just say different:

Long observations in life together by different individuals of the opposite gender.

People say that:

A) male and female brains are different. Yes that is proven by science.

B) A layman's defiinition of HOW different?

Females have the everyday life compartmentalized is brown boxes.

They remember what is in each box. Also, they remember where the boxes are,

and when they were filled, and with whom.

Males have tried to do so. If woman asked her man to answer a question about:

When? Where? With whom?

Man goes to his box, opens it, and it is EMPTY.    Hahhhhh!

Take away from the story.  Brains has a letter -S in the end because it has 2 lobes.

ENTRY TEST TO BE AN AGENT

ENTRY TEST TO BE AN AGENT IN USA

JANUARY 2026 has been concerning and disturbing

to all civilized and educated people of the World regarding the events in USA.

So how did this end up to be a catastrophe? It is the recruiting process:

Entry test is arranged in an indoor hallway.

Test is a 100 meters dash sprint.

At the point of 60 meters is a horisontal obstacle, a solid wood husk.

That is hung at 180 cm height, horizontally.

All candidates get ready on the starting line and a signal shot is shot.

Everybody laucnhes to full speed sprint at their best capability.

Those candidates, who hit their head on the husk at 60 meters distance, are hired automatically.

Those, who are shorter but jump up and hit their heads to 180 centimeters at 60 meters, are hired also.

Everybody else was too short and did not get hired. Hahhhh

In reality, a real POLICE person in law enforcement has an education in law, training on communication, weapons and relationships skills. Also, many are 2nd, 3rd generation civil servants and take their service very seriously and professionally. I pray for my country.

JINGLE BELLS ALTERNATIVE LYRICS

JINGLE BELLS ALTERNATIVE LYRICS 

Naughty or Nice, every grade schooler in US knows these lyrics:

      Jingle Bells, Batman smells, Robin laid an egg.

     Batmobile lost a wheel, Joker got away. Hey!

      Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells

Everybody Thank you for your visit! Happy, healthy, and prosperous New Year

JOKE OF THE MONTH OF NOVEMBER 2025

JOKE OF THE MONTH OF NOVEMBER 2025

   This happened somewhere in South Florida on a rainy night.

A car is speeding over the posted limit on a straight, flat road.

Car has six lawyers in it. Driver and five passengers.

The driver loses his control and car plunges into a canal.

Everybody drowned.

What happened?

Not enough lawyers!

Hahhhh!

Fact check. 80 per cent of the lawyers of the World are in USA.

The rest of the World can manage with the remaining 20 per cent and agree.

FUN / ODD EXPRESSIONS IN ENGLISH

 FUN / ODD EXPRESSIONS IN ENGLISH TRANSLATED

The following were funny to a non-native speaker of English language:

1. Laid a goose egg                       = resulted in zero 

2. A cold day in hell                        = never 

3. Bent out of shape                      = very angry

4. Homerun                                     = total success

5. Cold Turkey                                 = without rehearsing

6. Break a leg                                   = Do Your Best

7. Cake walk in the park                   = very easy

8. Water under the bridge               = forget it

9. Fart in the wind                            = dissappear

10. Hammered                                  = high on alcohol

11. Stoned                                         = high on drugs

12. Head over heels                         = high on love

13. Baker's Dozen                             = thirteen (12 + 1 )

14. Hook, line, and sinker                 = a sure catch 

JOKE OF THE MONTH OF OCTOBER 2025

JOKE OF THE MONTH OF OCTOBER 2025

  Winter time VS. Daylight saving time is a drag. This happened on board an airline (the 2nd oldest in the world).

A Russian ex-pat passenger is flying from New York to Moscow with a plane change in Helsinki. 

On final approach to Helsinki he asks the air hostess: "Miss what is the time difference between Helsinki and Moscow"?

Without a blink she replies: " It is 30 years".

Hahhh. The true answer is 1 hour in the winter time and 0 hours in DST.

This is because Russia does not use DST but Finland, like all European countries, does.

Moral of the story is:

Unfortunate to all, United States and Europe do not switch time on the same date.

Thus a service like an airline has a period of two weeks when published schedules are skewed by one hour on arrival time. All times shown are local time (LT).

JOKE OF THE MONTH OF SEPTEMBER 2025

 JOKE OF THE MONTH OF SEPTEMBER

This happened somewhere on the West coast :

Man walks on the beach and finds a glass bottle. He rubs the side of it and pops the 

cap. Out comes a Genie and says; "Thank you for letting me out. As an award you

 have 3 wishes"

Man says I wish to find true love. 

Genie says that was #1. Ask something else, please.

Man says I wish to go to Hawaii but I am afraid of flying and shipping is too slow.

So, please build a bridge from here to Hawaii.

Genie says that was #2 that is impossible. Do you understand how deep is the Ocean 

and how faraway Hawaii is? 

Man says I want to learn to understand women. Teach me how.

Genie says that was #3 Do you want 2-lane or 4-lane bridge to Hawaii???

JOKE OF THE MONTH AUGUST 2025

JOKE OF THE MONTH AUGUST 2025

* * * * * * * 

This happened on board a transcontinental flight. 

Three men happened to be seated next to each other on a long flight. 

1) A Protestant Minister

2) A Cathholic Priest

3) A Jewish Rabbi

Getting bored they started conversation about life and when life begins?

1) Minister said: "Life begins at birth".

2) Priest said: "You are wrong. Life begins at the moment of conception".

3) Rabbi said: "Both of you are wrong. Life begins at 65" ! Hahhh!

JOKE OF THE MONTH OF JULY

JOKE OF THE MONTH OF JULY 2025

This happened in Washington DC : summer repairs.

Three contractors are bidding on a fence repair job at the White House.

1) The first contractor from Florida comes in with a bid of US1000

it is US400 for the materials, US400 for labor, and US200 for profit.

2) The second contractor from Tennesee says he'll do the job for US800

it is US300 for the materials, US300 for labor, and US200 for profit.

3) Then comes a third contractor from New Jersey, who submits his bid of

US100,800 

"Why so much "? asks a startled Government Official.

"Well, says the contractor, I figured US50,000 to me, US50,000 to you, and we

pay US800 for the guy from Tennessee to fix the fence". Hahhh!

Moral of the story is: there is NO moral in Government spending.

JOKE OF THE MONTH OF JUNE 2025

JOKE OF THE MONTH OF JUNE 2025

This happened somewhere in America: 

A man placed a perfectly good set of four used tires on his driveway outside his

garage. He places a sign that read: "FREE".

After a couple of weeks with no takers he changed the sign to: For sale $40 Dollars.

The next night they were stolen!!! Hahhh

Moral of the story:

1) Whenever there is a word "FREE" , even a thief thinks there is a catch.

In other words, the tires are bald = useless.

2) An opportunity made a thief. Now the owner had a monetary value on the merchandise and it is dark.