When parents go to sleep Their toys will play But tomorrow is another Valentine8217s day Dad bought mom a gift It8217s not chocolate or flowers They8217ll soon be replaced And it won8217t work in the shower Bye bye bunny rabbit Farewell pocket rocket Moms special new toy Plugs into a socket No more balls made of steel Anal beads, it8217s the end No more veiny dildo Say goodbye double end Dust will gather on eggy No more Peggy strapon Mommy8217s new friend is