In this hilarious book, Adrian Plass brilliantly skewers the cliches and jargon of church culture Subversive, laughoutloud fun pWhatare the two most important things in the universe? Bacon sandwiches and salvation, according to Adrian Plass In this book, he combines oneline definitions with more thoughtful pieces, producing a volume that will make you laugh, cry and reflect Despite the fact that someone once offered him five million pounds never to write another word for publication (one hilarious story recounted here) this is a glorious book Vintage Plass Doubt: more or less frequent visitor who should be allowed in when he knocks at the door and sat firmly down in a corner As long as he is everything up and restricts vision Adrian Plass works through the alphabet, combining oneline definitions with more thoughtful pieces a laughoutloud book on Christians and Christian culture neither fed nor entertained he will usually get bored after a while and go away bIneffable: (1) cannot be expressed in words (2) cannot be sworn at Oblivion: nothing to worry about Go in peace: /b(1) injunction to the congregation at the end of communion (2) something that is only possible for those blessed with an ensuite bathroom and toilet Pillar of the church: big thick thing that holds