Funny English!
With no comments, here are some of funny English mistranslations. You may have seen one of these.
-In a Tokyo Hotel: Is forbitten to steal hotel towels please. If you are not person to do such thing is please not to read notis.
-In another Japanese hotel room: Please to bathe inside the tub.
-In a Bucharest hotel lobby: The lift is being fixed for the next day. During that time
we regret that you will be unbearable.
-In a Belgrade hotel elevator: To move the cabin, push button for wishing floor. If the cabin should enter more persons, each one should press a number of wishing floor. Driving is then going alphabetically by national order.
-In a Paris hotel elevator: Please leave your values at the front desk.
-In a hotel in Athens: Visitors are expected to complain at the office between the hours of 9 and 11 A.M. daily.
-In a Tokyo Hotel: Is forbitten to steal hotel towels please. If you are not person to do such thing is please not to read notis.
-In another Japanese hotel room: Please to bathe inside the tub.
-In a Bucharest hotel lobby: The lift is being fixed for the next day. During that time
we regret that you will be unbearable.
-In a Belgrade hotel elevator: To move the cabin, push button for wishing floor. If the cabin should enter more persons, each one should press a number of wishing floor. Driving is then going alphabetically by national order.
-In a Paris hotel elevator: Please leave your values at the front desk.
-In a hotel in Athens: Visitors are expected to complain at the office between the hours of 9 and 11 A.M. daily.