Everybody knows that the more you spend on a pair of wholesale oakley sunglasses sunglasses, the faster you lose them. Death, taxes and lost sunglasses: these three things are guaranteed.
I can say with 99% confidence that I’ll never spend $350 on a pair of sunglasses. One, because I’m cheap. Two, because the last pair of $100+ sunglasses I owned were swallowed whole by the Atlantic Ocean before I even got my credit card statement. The $30 pair I bought to replace them? They seem to follow me around like a doughy Twitter user chasing a roving food oakley sunglasses sale truck. I can’t shake ‘em.
But – BUT! — the idea of a $350 pair of sunglasses that Oakley Asian Fit Sunglass connect to your iPhone and alert you if you lose them seems to be a better use of $350 than a $350 pair of sunglasses that don’t connect to anything.