Sorry I can only write alphanumeric at this time. Please bear with me.
Romaji: Gomen nasai. Ima wa alfabetto to suuji shika kakemasen. Gokamben wo.
Although A. J. says that he does not recommend textbooks to study speaking English, but I really like textbooks.
Romaji: A. J. wa eigowo hanasunoni tekisuto wa iranai to iimasuga watashi wa kyoukasho ga daisuki desu.
Here are things I find in textbooks.
Romaji: kyoukasho de konna mono wo mitsuke mashita.
"Are you going to cook yourself for this Thanksgiving?"
Romaji:
1. kono kannsha sai ni jibunn de ryouriwo suruno? (without help)
2. kono kansha sai ni jibun wo ryouri suruno?
"This morning, I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas, I will never know." - Groucho Marx, from the movie Coconuts.
Romaji:
futsuu ni yomuto, saisho no bunnshou wa
1. kesa, pajyamawo kitamama zouwo utta.