If you8217ve ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, MotherinLaw, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Swimming Instructor jokes is for you In this notsooriginal book, The Best Ever Book of Swimming Instructor Jokes Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for YouKnowWho, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again The Best Ever Book of Swimming Instructor Jokes is so unoriginal, it8217s original And, if you don8217t burst out laughing from at least one Swimming Instructor joke in this book, there8217s something wrong with you This book has so many Swimming Instructor jokes, you won8217t know where to start For example: Why do Swimming Instructors wear slipon shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace An evil genie captured a Swimming Instructor and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week The genie allowed each person to bring one thing The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn8217t die of thirst The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off The Swimming Instructor brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window Did you hear about the Swimming Instructor who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: 8220Put on two coats 8221 Why do Swimming Instructors laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it