I'm reading this book that I found in a drawer here -- it was a best seller a few months ago, so my mom bought it for my grandma, but my grandma only likes trashy, sappy messes, so she quickly returned it to my mom "for her to read".
Anyways, it's alright, but it's one of those books that was written specifically for the purpose of being touching and memorable, and it's way too obvious that it's trying way too hard.
I could never be a book reviewer, could I?
"This book thinks it's better than me. A twisted mess of pretentious."