If someone says, "I have two 9's..."
I automatically narrow my eyes at them, and start counting up my cards.
In other words, I'm doubtful and paranoid by nature.

Other people are like this too, right? So how come I'm always the only one speaking up?!
I know you are.
This isn't a, "Am I wrong~~~???
" post.This is a, "How come everyone is so gullible?" post.
That's right, world,
you can't suddenly say you got sick, and can't come to the gathering, and expect Kaley to say "Well, that's a shame, I hope they feel better!" like everyone else.
You better believe I'm going to automatically start searching for your true motives!
(This is not a recent incident, by the way. It's just a nice example.)
Stay classy, Denver!