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Idea for a Talk Show

Originally posted on May 31, 2005:

Imagine a colorfully painted background with building blocks and obstacles covered by a pair of curtains with polka dots which are opened to reveal our host: a medium-sized, orange corgi. "It's CHA-CHAAAAAAAAAA!!" The crowd goes nuts as he makes his way to center stage, hits his mark perfectly, and sits. He is well-disciplined so he stays--sitting on his mark, but the crowd cannot help reacting to everything he does. People smile, and scream Cha-cha's name, but he sits there in the middle of the stage with the camera pulling in for a close-up of his face. His jaw drops and he begins panting, and the crowd, of course, loves this. Cha-cha continues his excited gaze over the crowd as they finally begin to calm down. Finally, a silence falls over the set, but Cha-cha is still taking it all in. The cameras send extremely close shots of a relentlessly smiling and panting Cha-cha, and pans of what is now an exhausted crowd. They begin to look as if they are waiting for Cha-cha to say something--a few words of appreciation, and they question why they'd come to the show in the first place. Commercial break.