The real story of 
This is the evil dictator of Mad Dragon City, Jang. Nobody ever seen his real face before. That is because....
He is handsome.
Villains can't be handsome, because it is action movie.
Plus his face shows no evil. People will laugh if they see his face.
He have two cute pets.
Ape, a monkey incarnation.
Ken, a dog incarnation.
But they are very kind. And cute.
Jang can't let them fight, so he keeps both of them for himself.
"I am ninja. You can't see me."
That's why he hires Alex the ninja. To kill his enemies, of course.
" I thought you like ninja? .__."
But unfortunately, Alex fall for the Flying Snake's twins, his enemies.
The cute but deadly Kin & Gin.
Jang is furious.
He forces Lee 
to strip for him, so that he can release his stress.
"Yo, strip for me like you used to do."
"Wha-? NO."
"STRIP. NOW." *rip Lee's shirt*
"Kyaa--- there should be no violence-- kyaa..."
Lee
is a priest now, he quits being stripper years ago. And he feels
insulted. He commits suicide with a gun, and it makes his best friend
Jacky 
gets mad.
So he asks Tony 
to take revenge for him. Tony can't refuse, because Jacky let him eat as many as he wants in his restaurant "Yasashiku".
"Kill Jang for me."
"No. You're not my master."
"Then pay me 15000000000 yen"
"I'll kill Jang."
And thus, the war between and begins.
"We are left out..."
"Should we join the fight or..."
"I want to get more screen time, so I guess we should join."
"Okay. You go for the ronin, I want the ninja. <3"
......................... xxx
"Let's fight."
... They all fight each other.
until one and a half hour ends.
THE END
TEEHEEE
