Hello boys and girls, mums and dads, gender binary confused, it's your pal the Quebec Quacker, Guido Di Sicko. I'm here today to tell you that, apparently, if you pre-order some terrible new CD-R or streaming garbage of Marc Lowe you'll get two whole free crappy songs as a bonus. I, Guido Di Sicko, would never ever forever do so, but I think this is a great way for idiots to throw their money away. Just think, you not only waste money and encourage the production of more audial garbage by a horrible musician, you'll also ruin your eardrums and get PTSD.
