Once upon a time, behind a very large nose and gigantic malocclusion lived a child man in an enormous ego inside a moderate (at best) brain. He was not happy with his real name (slave name, if you will) so assumed the moniker of Marc Lowe. One day, Marc thought it would be a good idea to be in a band. Unfortunately for Marc, he is unable to play well with others. Before long, he was fired from his band. This would happen over and over. But, because of the gigantic ego and imagined Hebrew entitlement, it was always the fault of others. Every band was full of jealous hater troll villains and they ganged up on poor Marc.
Then, suddenly, a short bus dropped off a very special boy named Slim Jim Showtalow and he became Marc Lowe's very own Momotaro, or Peach Boy. Slim Jim Showtalow and Marc would hold hands and walk through the park filming narcissists and pigeons on their iPhones. Then, they would retreat to their love den and, on Marc's shag carpet in a rented flat in a Fukuoka slum, record countless sessions of noise making which they called songs. These songs were put onto CD-Rs so other people could also hate them. The short bus school taught Slim Jim how to upload to streaming services so the whole world could make fun of their songs.
On a cold February afternoon, the evil Biden Empire of Real China unleashed their Death Star on Japan. Japan suffered many deaths due to the evil Marcovid23 Virus. But, Marc plowed onward and continued to pay to play in empty coffee shops and in front of volatile crowds of two or three at so-called live houses. He was outsung by hecklers, but still claimed victory by releasing a seven part documentary on his imaginary stellar musical career in Japan. China struck again with the Marcovid23 Virus and his live dates were cancelled.
And, the world lived happily ever after...
Until...
The Biden Banana Republic chose Black Nail as the national anthem of the Wussified Divided Status of Amerika.
(a children's story by Guido Di Sicko suitable for sissies and sickos of all ages, creeds, and nail colours)