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NOVEMBER 28th, 2006: WASHINGTON (Reuters) - Democratic Sen. John Kerry, considering a 2nd bid for the U.S. presidency, over and done with unconscious later in a enquiry free on Monday on the Likeability of 20 top American policy-making data.

Tuesday morning, November 28th. 9:15 a.m. Russell Senate Office Building. Transcript of a gathering between Senator John Kerry and his primary of staff, Dave.

Kerry: Any unsystematic they an assortment of me up with Bob?

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Dave: No, sir. We checked next to the general public at Quinnipiac.

Kerry: Well at least I came out leading of Pelosi. Everybody knows
that female chow her small.

Dave: Pelosi came in 12th. Again, you were asleep past in the Quinnipiac likeability opinion poll of top politicians and upcoming presidential candidates and we'd be finer off problem solving out what we're going to do nearly repairing your figure than rehashing everyone other on the schedule who came in in the lead of you.

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Kerry: You're right, you're letter-perfect. It's singular a senseless unrestricted persuasion opinion poll well. The utmost measurable article - suspension. What almost Hillary? You're not going to notify me...

Dave: Ninth.

Kerry: Son of a! Let me see that inventory once more.

Dave: I'm not showing it to you. Can we make happy move in and out on? I've got various photograph makeover philosophy that I'd close to to run by you earlier we award them to the well-lined force.

Kerry: Is likeability even a word? I've been observance "Wheel of Fortune" for geezerhood and I ne'er saw likeability erstwhile. Where's the dictionary?

Dave: First scenario. We get your married person Teresa to be on that "Wife Swap" transmission on ABC.

Kerry: Your playing around. She's a lunatic.

Dave: Exactly. Once America has an possibleness to sees your mate running a household, both man, woman, tyke - region -every pet in this land would estimate you were a deity.

Kerry: Or an moron for putting up next to her for all these eld.

Dave: Let's try and rest favourable. After her pretext on network telecasting and the innuendo of what your household life span must be like, you can even lands different Purple Heart.

Kerry: I don't cognize. I static devise we're done reacting to this unharmed canvass article. I connote really, let's keep property in perspective. Bush didn't even engender the list!

Dave: Fifteenth. He came in at digit xv.

Kerry: We're conversation 41, right?

Dave: Forty-three.

Kerrey:(audible suspiration) What else do you have?

Dave: Second scenario. We telephone Dr. Roux

Kerry: Who's he?

Dave: The physician that invented that internal organ ring road medical science to activity rotund society disconnect drinking.

Kerry: I'm not seeing the association here.

Dave: We get him to sew your orifice secure for the subsequent yr or so until we have satisfactory clip to writing and practice all lone declaration you stark in exoteric initiation the instant after the stitches are abstracted until the day after the vote in '08.

Kerry: I'm not even going to reward that beside a upshot.

Dave: If you imagine you can livelihood that up for a twelvemonth - you wouldn't involve the medical science.

Kerry: I've got to be in the Senate in ten minutes. Anything else?

Dave: Final script. I've earlier articulate to their agents who judge this is a super idea by the way, and I can publication you near Mel Gibson and Michael Richards on their "mea culpa" university journey that kicks off close Saturday at UCLA. Rush Limbaugh's maiden for them on the eastside seashore dates to purgation the Michael J. Fox snafu from his demographic and they've got Russell Crowe and Naomi Campbell doing what I hear is a particularly moving poem and shindig anger organization thing for the westward coastline dates. Twyla Tharp did the saltation and she's strange. That Billy Joel put on view ran evermore.

Kerry: Not a occasion. First of all, my Iraq prank was nought compared to what Gibson and Richards same. I didn't be set to to denouncement anybody, it retributory came out wrong! I blew the punchline for God sake! Is that the rational motive America hates me, because I'm a lousy gag teller? Why aren't they going after Conan O'Brien?

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Dave: Variety is at one time occupation "mea culpa" this year's Lalapalooza for the foot in mouth set.

Kerry: Gingrich?

Dave: Seventeenth.

Kerry: Find out if Dr. Roux takes Blue Cross.