The Incredible and Incomprehensible Efficacy of Urine
74-year-old retired male
Like it or not, one faces all sorts of unforeseen events in life. Some things can't be avoided, no matter how much one may wish to circumvent them. I have gone through various experiences in my 70-some years, including the great Kanto Earthquake of 1923, the killing of men in the name of a "holy war," and long years of forced labor in Siberia, to name a few.
Today, I no longer think of urine as discarded human waste, but an elixir and I intend to spend my remaining days imbibing it. This, too, was an unexpected turn of events.
Let me tell you how this came about. But before that, I should tell you about myself, since my personal history plays a part in this change.
I was born and raised in Tokyo in 1910, at the end of the Meiji Period. Having been raised simply, I grew up strong and was never sick during my junior high school days. The great Kanto Earthquake of the autumn of 1923 was the first time I had ever witnessed so much human carnage firsthand.
I developed nearsightedness and had astigmatism from my junior high days. I reached adulthood in 1926, at around the time of entry into the Showa Period. Just around the time I was studying for college, I took up smoking, and from then to 1973, generally smoked around 20 cigarettes a day. I'm not much of a drinker, however.
74-year-old retired male
Like it or not, one faces all sorts of unforeseen events in life. Some things can't be avoided, no matter how much one may wish to circumvent them. I have gone through various experiences in my 70-some years, including the great Kanto Earthquake of 1923, the killing of men in the name of a "holy war," and long years of forced labor in Siberia, to name a few.
Today, I no longer think of urine as discarded human waste, but an elixir and I intend to spend my remaining days imbibing it. This, too, was an unexpected turn of events.
Let me tell you how this came about. But before that, I should tell you about myself, since my personal history plays a part in this change.
I was born and raised in Tokyo in 1910, at the end of the Meiji Period. Having been raised simply, I grew up strong and was never sick during my junior high school days. The great Kanto Earthquake of the autumn of 1923 was the first time I had ever witnessed so much human carnage firsthand.
I developed nearsightedness and had astigmatism from my junior high days. I reached adulthood in 1926, at around the time of entry into the Showa Period. Just around the time I was studying for college, I took up smoking, and from then to 1973, generally smoked around 20 cigarettes a day. I'm not much of a drinker, however.