What Are Some Of The Best Yo Mama Jokes Ever

Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing.

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Yo mamma is so ugly when she tried to join an ugly contest they said, "Sorry, no professionals."

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Yo momma is so fat her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.

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Yo momma is so stupid she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.

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Yo momma is so stupid she brought a spoon to the super bowl.

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Yo momma is so fat, when she sat on an iPod, she made the iPad!

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Yo momma is so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

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Your momma's so ugly, when she goes into a strip club, they pay her to keep her clothes on.