かつがないで!
You've got to be kidding?
本当のわけないでしょうこれが。わたしをかついでいるんでしょう!?
Sally is getting married. Did you hear?
-You've got to be a kiddig!
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「Common American Phrases in Everyday Contexts~A detailed guide to real-life conversation and small talk~」RRichard A. Spears, Ph.D. / The McGraw-Hill Companies