Good evening everybody.
Hi, Toastmaster of the Evening. How are you? How are you feeling today？ Are you comfortable? You don't have anything wrong physically or mentally ? (Before he answers) What? You have been suffering from a chronic disease of thin wallet syndrome or Kinketsu-Byo. That`s awful! There may be no way to cure such kind of disease except for you to count on winning the lottery or the Jumbo Takarakuji.
I believe all other chronic diseases such as headaches, constipation, and dizzinesses can be cured when you receive an appropriate treatment. But if you don't, the problem grows day by day and finally stays inside your body.
In general, diseases are caused by very tiny stuff like bacteria or virus which we can never see with our own eyes.
Though I am not a medical doctor, I have a special virus which has been annoying me for more than six years. Let me show you the microscope pictures magnified as large as one million times.
(Showing picture 1) Here it is. I have named this Maratonia Virus.
But it is not still officially recognized.
This virus is easily found in our daily life.
It loves the places where many people get together for rallies, festivals, contests or races.
It is highly infectious to be easily transferred from other patients when you participate one of these events.
It has no self-defined symptoms.
It never goes away from your body after settlement.
Being infected by Maratonia Virus for long time, I have a couple of special symptoms which I haven't experienced before.
First, I frequently feel hungry.
Second, I have lost weight and I am as light as when I was a single.
Lastly, I often feel guilty whenever I take elevator or escalator to get upstairs.
Now you may guess what kind of disease I am coping with.
Yes it is running.
I live to run. Others say I am crazy or an addict.
But thanks to this chronic ‘disease’, I am enjoying my life and will do so for the rest of my life.
If you would like to have a comfortable disease, I recommend another new virus which I have recently found. That is (Showing picture 2) ...This virus called “Toastmasteria”.
Thank you and take care.
訂正：Chiyoda TMのコメント欄の２．は、以下のように訂正します。
2. Great use of humour and oratorial skill. You are able to say much with little words.
Hi, Toastmaster of the Evening. How are you? How are you feeling today？ Are you comfortable? You don't have anything wrong physically or mentally ? (Before he answers) What? You have been suffering from a chronic disease of thin wallet syndrome or Kinketsu-Byo. That`s awful! There may be no way to cure such kind of disease except for you to count on winning the lottery or the Jumbo Takarakuji.
I believe all other chronic diseases such as headaches, constipation, and dizzinesses can be cured when you receive an appropriate treatment. But if you don't, the problem grows day by day and finally stays inside your body.
In general, diseases are caused by very tiny stuff like bacteria or virus which we can never see with our own eyes.
Though I am not a medical doctor, I have a special virus which has been annoying me for more than six years. Let me show you the microscope pictures magnified as large as one million times.
(Showing picture 1) Here it is. I have named this Maratonia Virus.
But it is not still officially recognized.
This virus is easily found in our daily life.
It loves the places where many people get together for rallies, festivals, contests or races.
It is highly infectious to be easily transferred from other patients when you participate one of these events.
It has no self-defined symptoms.
It never goes away from your body after settlement.
Being infected by Maratonia Virus for long time, I have a couple of special symptoms which I haven't experienced before.
First, I frequently feel hungry.
Second, I have lost weight and I am as light as when I was a single.
Lastly, I often feel guilty whenever I take elevator or escalator to get upstairs.
Now you may guess what kind of disease I am coping with.
Yes it is running.
I live to run. Others say I am crazy or an addict.
But thanks to this chronic ‘disease’, I am enjoying my life and will do so for the rest of my life.
If you would like to have a comfortable disease, I recommend another new virus which I have recently found. That is (Showing picture 2) ...This virus called “Toastmasteria”.
Thank you and take care.
訂正：Chiyoda TMのコメント欄の２．は、以下のように訂正します。
2. Great use of humour and oratorial skill. You are able to say much with little words.