"Look, how scary China is!"
"Is she?"
"She may come seizing into your country even tomorrow!"
"Really?"
"Yeah you know what everyone speaks of, like Nation A or B or C"
"Well, it seems so, then you might be right"
"That's my good boy, then do you know what you have to do next?"
"Having a talk so to make a good relationship with China?"
"Wrong! What are you thinking about, she's never an entity for you to have a decent negotiation!"
"But usually, they say a favorable relationship prevents a severe confrontation from happening, is that wrong?"
"Usually right, with China, absolute No, think further"
"Well, maybe I will talk to her first, to hear what she really thinks"
"No you can't, negotiation with China is going to make you a slave, at the best"
"Really? Then what am I going to do?"
"Call…"
"Call for peace?"
"No, what are you thinking idiot!"
"Call Uncle Sam!"
"Exactly!"
"But…just we have no more money to pay tribute to the uncle"
"No worries, you can raise your taxes little more, not a big deal"
"But it's a…may cause lot of complaints of the people"
"What? Are you an idiot? How can they make a complaint when China completely destroy your country?"
"Well it's not possible when it is done"
"So, what you are going to do is?"
"Calling Uncle Sam, raising up taxes, rendering all the authority to US force!"
"Fine, just be careful not to get your people make a noise"
"No worries, I'll take care"
