I copy...I paste. Tis the life I want WOE
I was in Government talking to my tablemate, Elena.
Well turns out I gave her this whole life story on how my life should be.
It goes a little something like this....
Me: "If I could have any power, I would have the power to rule over weapons. And you know some weapons have these magical powers like...shooting fire, taking over one's body and et cetera. Yeah that means I'm like God which is seriously awesome!"
Elena: "Haha. That's cool. Like in war, you can take the other country's army down by yourself."
Me: "Exactly! Heck I would be all like 'Its all good. I got it handled. Just sit back and relax with me okay?' Then I would release my magical power and kill the other army in a heartbeat."
Elena: "Man the people on your side would be hecka happy to have you. They must fear you though"
Me: "I know. Alas, in the end, I will too kill them."
Elena: "What?"
Me: "Well....I wouldn't kill JUST them. I think I'd kill all humans existing on earth and be the ruler of earth....and animals."
Elena: ".....wow...."
Me: "BUT NO! Somehow the human race is not extict for there is a village high in the mountains that I have not ventured! And there, the human race repopulates!!! And one day, a brave young boy comes down and challenges me to a duel!!! RAWR HE DARES!!! And then I will die and he then will bring his people out of seclusion and repopulate the world with his like 10 wives!!!"
Elena: "HAHA!!!"
Me: "BUT NO ITS NOT THE END OF THIS TALE YET!!! FOR I HAVE A MINI ME!!! And mini-me will revenge my death and take the life of the brave man of 10 wives and a bajillion kids! And with mini-me is his faithful sidekick who is kind. But alas, faithful sidekick isn't too faithful! FOR HE WILL REALIZE THE DOOM MINI-ME WILL BRING ONTO THIS WORLD. And he will betray mini-me and go to the other side! And then they will battle and mini-me will die the same death as I. And alas, the world has come to peace....."
Elena: "And that's how you die? You were good in the beginning and then bad later on..." Me: "*shrugs* Meh. If only my life would happen this way. But it won't sadly. It would be awesome if it did though...."
How this happened? Well....it all started with me and my obsession that I should be allowed to have an invisible magical gun so I can shoot the life out of people who annoy me.
Wonderful invisible magical gun....why don't you exist in my life?
Me: "If I could have any power, I would have the power to rule over weapons. And you know some weapons have these magical powers like...shooting fire, taking over one's body and et cetera. Yeah that means I'm like God which is seriously awesome!"
Elena: "Haha. That's cool. Like in war, you can take the other country's army down by yourself."
Me: "Exactly! Heck I would be all like 'Its all good. I got it handled. Just sit back and relax with me okay?' Then I would release my magical power and kill the other army in a heartbeat."
Elena: "Man the people on your side would be hecka happy to have you. They must fear you though"
Me: "I know. Alas, in the end, I will too kill them."
Elena: "What?"
Me: "Well....I wouldn't kill JUST them. I think I'd kill all humans existing on earth and be the ruler of earth....and animals."
Elena: ".....wow...."
Me: "BUT NO! Somehow the human race is not extict for there is a village high in the mountains that I have not ventured! And there, the human race repopulates!!! And one day, a brave young boy comes down and challenges me to a duel!!! RAWR HE DARES!!! And then I will die and he then will bring his people out of seclusion and repopulate the world with his like 10 wives!!!"
Elena: "HAHA!!!"
Me: "BUT NO ITS NOT THE END OF THIS TALE YET!!! FOR I HAVE A MINI ME!!! And mini-me will revenge my death and take the life of the brave man of 10 wives and a bajillion kids! And with mini-me is his faithful sidekick who is kind. But alas, faithful sidekick isn't too faithful! FOR HE WILL REALIZE THE DOOM MINI-ME WILL BRING ONTO THIS WORLD. And he will betray mini-me and go to the other side! And then they will battle and mini-me will die the same death as I. And alas, the world has come to peace....."
Elena: "And that's how you die? You were good in the beginning and then bad later on..." Me: "*shrugs* Meh. If only my life would happen this way. But it won't sadly. It would be awesome if it did though...."
How this happened? Well....it all started with me and my obsession that I should be allowed to have an invisible magical gun so I can shoot the life out of people who annoy me.
Wonderful invisible magical gun....why don't you exist in my life?