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loveft-i UFO Message

HAHAHAHAHAH THIS CRACKS ME UP SO BAD!

닭시:
lovefti is soo cool, can i please be your friend?
loveft-iUFO: to 닭시, you don't have many friends, do you?

닭시: my mom ask me if i want to eat
loveft-iUFO: you should tell her that you're too fat and need to stop eating for a week.

뭥미: ...my first ufo. plz reply ._.
loveft-iUFO: 뭥미, your first ufo sucked.

닭시: i have finals coming up, wish me good look ^^
loveft-iUFO: if you need someone to wish you luck, you're probably not going to get a high score, anyways.

gb: i feel like my world's falling apart because my boyfriend dumped me.what advice can you give me?TwT
loveft-iUFO: gb, you should try putting a lamp in that emo hole of yours.

뭥미: T_T meanie :p
loveft-iUFO: you're going to have a hard time in the real world, aren't you, 뭥미?

닭시l: jonghun: i like being naked. x: please reply
loveft-iUFO: jonghun, if you streaked in public, your fans would probably rip all your skin off. wear clothing. thanks. goodbye.

뭥미: loveft-i, help me?

gb: why are you so cruel to me?isn't my life bad enough?
loveft-iUFO: you should meet up with 뭥미. both of you will be able to hold each other while the world throws pitchforks at you.

닭시l: Minhwan: what can I do about my tighs, It seem like the chicken fat goes to my thigh. please reply
loveft-iUFO: Minhwan, meet a treadmill.

뭥미: I throw my pitfork at you D<
loveft-iUFO: i never knew people had forks to use in their pits. if that's the case, i'll pass on your offer, 뭥미.

닭시l:i picked up a piece of cracker on the ground when no one was looking. Please reply, I would feel sad
loveft-iUFO: its okay as long as you ate that cracker. if so, you've been naturally selected because of your stupidity. have a nice day, fan.