food is love *O* || Host Club Stories
ryoma: *wears a fish head over his gorgeous hair*
ryoma: NO MEAT FOR HOSTS~
ryoma: NO MEAT FOR HOSTS
ryoma: WHAT DO WE WANT?!?!?!
issei: champagne
ryoma: ~.~
ryoma: WHEN DO WE WANT IT
!
kazuya: @.@ later
kazuya: i'm still drunk
kazuya: that one girl called 15 CHAMPAGNE CALLS
ryoma: D< WORK WITH ME HERE!!!
ryoma: PEOPLE OF THE MARKET
ryoma: PLEASE!!!
ryoma: LISTEN TO ME
people: *walk on*
woman: ooh~ i want pork
guy: ah~ that beef looks mighty fine
ryoma: must get their attention
kazuya: you don't stand out ryoma D< so shut up
ryoma: YOU GET UP HERE THEN!!!
kazuya: *stands*
kazuya: *SHINES*
everyone: *O*
girls: *Squeal*
girl: LOOK AT THAT GUY OVER THERE
fangirl: how does his skin glow like that??? *O*
ryoma: D:
kazuya: *winks at audience*
KAZUYA: DONT YOU STAND OUT BOY! DONT YOU TRY TO OUT DO ME!
everyone: *dies*
ryoma: D<
ryoma: YOU KILLED MY PROTESTING AUDIENCE
kazuya: oops ^^"
issei: *stands up*
hosts: O.o?
issei: *raises hand*
everyone: *comes back to life*
girls: *ditch kazuya*
girls: ISSEI-SAN~~~~~~~~~
ryoma: *throws fish head down*
ryoma: i give up D<
ryoma: go make yourselves fat DDDD< i don't care!!!!
ryoma: *rides bike home*
rui: . . . why is he riding his BIKE home when we have BMWs right here?
rihito: *eating a STEAK*
rihito: who knows
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issei: hot pot? ^O^
ryoma: sure
everyone: *at hotpot*
ryoma: D< WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T HAVE VEGETARIAN HOT POT?!!?!?
ryoma: GIMME THE CABBAGES NOW!!!
issei: -_-
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issei: today i saw something interesting
rui: what?
issei: ._. my ass
rihito: . . .
rui: er......wha?
rihito: are you trying to be funny?
rihito: cause that's not funny?
issei: no no
issei: i'm serious
issei: for once...
issei: i saw my own ass
issei: apparently
issei: someone made a gif out of my ass
rihito: booty call?
issei: D< no!!!
issei: nothing of the sort!!!!
rui: >D are you sure?
issei: SHUT UP! YES I'M SURE
issei: SOMEONE MADE A GIF OUT OF MY ASS!!!!
club: *quiet* *quiet*
issei: :x oops...
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interviewer: so what happened after you guys went your own way from rakkyu
issei: after our break up we got interesting people noticing us online
issei: for example...
issei: someone posted
issei: I REALLY WANNA TOUCH MYSELF~
issei: and another posted "KISS SHITA MAMA SAYONARA"
interviewer: aren't those thsk songs?
issei: *chuckles*
issei: are they?
issei: i didn't know that
issei: i just knew that it was weird
issei: o_O comments like those stopped me from updating too frequently
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