Q1: Why was the computer so tired when it got home?
Q2: How many programmers does it take to screw in a
light bulb?
Q3. What did the computer say to the programmer at
lunch time?
Q4. What is the computer's favorite dance?
Q5. Where do you find the biggest spider?
Answers:
1: Because....it had a hard drive!
2. None. It's a hardware problem.
3. Can I have a byte?
4. Disk-o
5. In the world wide web.