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1. Wear your glasses.
TO make sure your partner is actually in the bed.
1.メガネをかけましょう、そしてパートナーがベッドにいるのを確認しましょう
2. Set timer for 3 minutes,
In case you doze off in the middle.
2.途中でうとうととしてしまったときのために、タイマーを3分にセットしておきましょう
3. Set the mood with lighting.
(Turn them ALL OFF!)
3.ムードを出すために照明の効果を利用しましょう(全部消すということです)
4. Make sure you put 911 on your speed dial before you begin.
4.始める前に、電話に短縮ダイヤル119番をセットしておきましょう
5. Write partner's name on your hand in case you can't remember.
5.思い出せないときのために、パートナーの名前を手のひらに書いておきましょう
6. Use extra polygrip so your teeth don't end up under the bed.
6.入れ歯がベッドの下に行かないように、入れ歯安定剤を近くに置いておきましょう
7. Have Tylenol ready in case you actually complete the act..
7.実際に行為が終わったときのために、解熱剤を用意しておきましょう
8. Make all the noise you want.....
The neighbors are deaf too..
8.近所の人もほぼ聞こえていませんから、好きなだけ大きな声を出してOKです
9. If it works, call everyone you know with the good news!!
9.もし上手くいけば、グッドニュースとしてみんなに知らせましょう
10. Don't even think about trying twice
10.絶対に二度目を考えてはいけません
'OLD' IS WHEN...
Your sweetie says, 'Let's go upstairs And make love,' and you answer, 'Pick one; I can't do both! '
'OLD' IS WHEN... .
Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes And you're barefoot.
'OLD' IS WHEN...
Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.
'OLD' IS WHEN...
You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along .
'OLD' IS WHEN....
You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police .
'OLD' IS WHEN...
'Getting a little action' means you don't need to take any fiber today.
'OLD' IS WHEN...
'Getting lucky' means you find your car in the parking lot.
'OLD' IS WHEN...
An 'all nighter' means not getting up to use the bathroom.
AND
'OLD' IS WHEN...
You are not sure if these are facts or jokes?