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# 說話用語要謹慎使用，因為字的意思不一樣，使用不正確的中文，是會被判死刑的。
# The words you speak must be used with caution, because words have different meanings, and using incorrect Chinese can be punishable by death.
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# 這是以前他們對”佛教”說的真的實話。
# 有看這片電影嗎？
# 還記得我們嗎？
# 有看懂了嗎？
#”臺北”用的都是真的中文。
# 不一定真的有化學成份在裡面，這個用其它食用粉也可以做。
# 如果你吃到真的有化學成份的食物一定會胃痛。
# 你們就是”日本人”我怎麼可能幫你們翻譯？ 去死！！！！
#音樂很好聽，下次再見面，我一定會”殺掉你們”。
# ”雀鑼樂團”。
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# 很多年前有制作一款塑形玩具伸縮小刀，是在我以前住的那區出現的，我想請問”周先生”那是什麼意思？
# Did you see the knife in my hand? This is not a toy.
# Is that plastic telescopic knife toy a model you use to practice killing people?
# please answer honestly.
# 請收信。
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# 我去買麵的時候，問麵店的廚師，你吃”檳榔”牙會不會晃動？他回答，如果他不繼續吃”檳榔”牙會掉，我回應，我哥哥也有這樣說，我問他為什麼”檳榔”停吃了牙就會全掉？ 他回答：我也不知道，我之前有停吃一些時間，牙會不穩固，他覺得他的牙那時間不是自己的牙的感覺，吃食物沒有感覺，繼續吃”檳榔”牙就恢復穩固的感覺，我說：”臺北”牙掉了都是”鋼釘瓷形假牙”重新加置一個需付十萬元臺幣，我看他如果要重新修整要100萬臺幣。
接著他說：之前看一位女子很年輕直接去牙醫診所，拔掉全口牙再全數重新加置一共付了八百萬臺幣。
# When I went to buy noodles, I asked the chef at the noodle shop if your teeth would wobble when you eat "betel nut"? He replied that if he stopped eating "betel nut", his teeth would fall out. I responded that my brother also said the same. I asked him why all his teeth would fall out if he stopped eating "betel nut"? He replied: I don’t know. I stopped eating for a while and my teeth would become unstable. He felt that his teeth did not feel like his own teeth at that time. He had no feeling when eating food. If he continued to eat betel nut, his teeth would become stable again. I felt like, "Taipei" lost his teeth and they all had "steel-nailed porcelain-shaped dentures." It would cost NT$100,000 to replace them. I think it would cost NT$1 million if he wanted to reshape them.
Then he said: I saw a very young woman who went directly to the dentist's office, had all her teeth extracted and had them all replaced. She paid a total of NT$8 million.
By.林詩婷1989.