久しぶりにマイケルジャクソンのＣＤ「ＨＩＳＴＯＲＹ」を聴いていたら、「ＥＡＴ ＩＴ」を思い出しました。
日本語訳では、「今夜はEat It」。マイケル・ジャクソンの「Beat It」（日本語訳では、今夜はBeat It）をパロディにした歌で、食べちゃうんだよ。
Eat It /Weird Al Yankovic
How come you’re always such a fussy young man?
Don’t want no captain crunch, don’t want no raison bran Well, don’t you know that other kids are starving in japan So eat it, just eat it
Don’t want to argue, I don’t want to debate Don’t want to hear about what kind of food you hate You won’t get no dessert ’till you clean off your plate So eat it
Don’t you tell me you’re full
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
Get yourself an egg and beat it
Have some more chicken, have some more pie It doesn’t matter if it’s boiled or fried Just eat it, eat it, just eat it, eat it Just eat it, eat it, just eat it, eat it, ooh
Your table manners are some cryin’ shame You’re playin’ with your food, this ain’t some kind of game Now, if you starve to death, you’ll just have yourself to blame So eat it, just eat it
You better listen, better do what you’re told You haven’t even touched your tuna casserole You better chow down or it’s gonna get cold So eat it
I don’t care if you’re full
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
Open up your mouth and feed it
Have some more yogurt, have some more spam It doesn’t matter it it’s fresh or tanned Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it Don’t you make me repeate it Have a banana, have a whole bunch It doesn’t matter what you had for lunch Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it Eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
Eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
If it’s gettin’ cold, reheat it
Have a big dinner, have a light snack
If you don’t like it, you can’t send it back Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it Get yourself an egg and beat it (oh lord) Have some more chicken, have some more pie It doesn’t matter if it’s boiled or fried Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it Don’t you make me repeat it (oh no) Have a banana, have a whole bunch It doesn’t matter what you had for lunch Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
以下はマイケル・ジャクソンのBeat It Lyrics
Beat It／Michael Jackson
They told him "Don't you ever come around here Don't wanna see your face, you better disappear"
The fire's in their eyes and their words are really clear So beat it, just beat it
You better run, you better do what you can Don't wanna see no blood, don't be a macho man You wanna be tough, better do what you can So beat it, but you wanna be bad
Just beat it, beat it,
No one wants to be defeated
Showin' how funky and strong is your fight It doesn't matter who's wrong or right Just beat it, beat it Just beat it, beat it Just beat it. Beat it Just beat it, beat it
They're out to get you, better leave while you can Don't wanna be a boy, you wanna be a man You wanna stay alive, better do what you can So beat it, just beat it
You have to show them that you're really not scared You're playin' with your life, this ain't no truth or dare They'll kick you, then they beat you, Then they'll tell you it's fair So beat it, but you wanna be bad
Just beat it, beat it,
No one wants to be defeated
Showin' how funky and strong is your fight It doesn't matter who's wrong or right
Just beat it, beat it,
No one wants to be defeated
Showin' how funky and strong is your fight It doesn't matter who's wrong or right
Just beat it, beat it, beat it
Beat it, beat it, beat it
Beat it, beat it, beat it
Beat it, beat it, beat it
Beat it, beat it, beat it
Beat it, beat it,
No one wants to be defeated
Showin' how funky and strong is your fight It doesn't matter who's wrong or right
Just beat it, beat it,
No one wants to be defeated
Showin' how funky and strong is your fight It doesn't matter who's wrong or right
Just beat it, beat it,
No one wants to be defeated
Showin' how funky and strong is your fight It doesn't matter who's wrong or right
Just beat it, beat it,
No one wants to be defeated
Showin' how funky and strong is your fight It doesn't matter who's wrong or right
Just beat it, beat it