This is my first English joke.
I thought it about two years ago.
Today, I showed this again.
The teacher will return to States.
I am happy to see her smile in the last lesson too.
Thank you.
A：It was hot today!
B：Uh? Is that right? I was not so hot.
A：Only you are strenge!
B：People around me could not be hot, too.
A：Why is it?
B：This is because I scattered the COLD Joke.
A：Wow!
B：I made people very cold this summer!
A：OK. Stop it in WINTER!
日本語訳
Ａ：今日も暑かったね！
Ｂ：えー？そう？そんなんでもなかったけど。
Ａ：お前だけおかしいぞ！
Ｂ：僕の周りの人達も暑くなかったはずだよ。
Ａ：どうして？
Ｂ：僕が寒～いジョークをばらまいたから。
Ａ：うわぁ！
Ｂ：この夏、ずいぶん周りを寒くしてやったぜ〜！
Ａ：分かった。冬にはやめろよ！