「ごひぃ#うなぎ旨っ!」とルビが振ってある様に見えるのは鰻給仕人の僕の職業病なのか、歌舞伎狂の病が高じてなのか、どんな高名な医者でも診察できないだろうね。更なるグッジョブは配役を記すとかYouTubeに挙げて周知にさらす事ねとオネダリなぞサルバドールして筆を置く。時空を歪める時計と共に

It looks like there's furigana for "Gohii #UnagiDelicious!" Maybe it's an occupational hazard for me as an eel waiter, or maybe it's just my kabuki craze, but no matter how famous a doctor is, they probably wouldn't be able to diagnose it. Another good job would be to write down the cast list or put it on YouTube so it can be widely known, Salvador said, and put down his pen. Along with the clock that distorts time and space
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