Obviously, I'll go for J.K. Rowling!
Kids here at school keep on pissing me saying Harry Potter is a bad book
and that Twilight is better than Harry Potter.
I was like. . .
"What the FUDGE?!?!?!?!"
"I have nothing against Meyer but if you'll say Harry Potter is no good well I think you' havevn't read the book kiddo. I'm a firm believer that Rowling is one gifted writer. Miles apart better than Meyer!"