I asked my mom's officemate (a japanese translator) to translate a few
にほんご phrases and sentences.
When mom got home, she handed the piece of paper and said, "Mae had a hard time translating those sentences. And she asked me, "Maam is your daughter a Yakuza?"
lmao
わたしはやくざぢゃない ! ! ! !
I AM ONE MISUNDERSTOOD CHARACTER WALKING ON THE FACE OF THE EARTH.