The Real Housewives Of New York City is all new tonight on Bravo. ;Aviva Drescher’s dad is all hot and heavy over Sonja and Carole. ;Does this horny old man have a chance with one these housewives? ;Keep reading to find out and for all the details from tonight’s sex-induced RHONY.
After four long years, Carole is rushing to finish her book. ;“I cannot read another word about Claire, I can’t stand her,” Carole admits about the main character in her book. ;But forget about writing, Carole is jet-setting to Miami for a getaway. ;So what’s a girl to pack? ;Carole calls Aviva for a weather update and goes to her AMAZING closet to grab some cheap prom dresses.
The next morning Carole and Sonja head to the airport to meet the ladies in Miami. ;The ladies arrive at Carole’s friend’s house, Ranjana Khan, which is a ;killer penthouse in the Miami sky. ;Ranjana is being very gracious and invites Aviva and Ramona over for a facial yoga lesson in her private rooftop pool. ;“What are you doing, you like a fish,” Ramona insults Ranjana. ;Sonja and Ramona giggle like school girls in sex education class when Ranjana shows them tongue motions. ;The Princess couldn’t be more embarrassed at the girls’ manners. ;Then Ramona embarrasses Aviva by calling attention to her prosthetic leg. ;“Can we use a hairdryer on your leg?” Ramona asks Aviva about her wet leg.
It’s the evening of the big set-up between Sonja and Aviva’s dad. ;The girls are primping for the big night like they are getting ready for prom. ;“Do you think you can get the girls the f*#k out of the bathroom and to this dinner party,” Aviva demands of Mario. ;Ramona just thinks Aviva is jealous of her and Sonja’s friendship. ;Then there is knock on the door and it’s Aviva’s daddy! ;George gives Sonja a kiss on the cheek and eyes her up. ;Just like Ramona, George says exactly what is on his mind. ;George gets giddy when Sonja shows him some facial yoga moves. ;But then George one ups Sonja by showing his version of “man yoga.” Ewww!
Finally the group sits down for dinner and the flirting continues. “George is vivacious, he is witty and the life of the party,” Sonja comments on Aviva’s dad. Then Carole leans over to George and asks him when the last time he had sex. ;Of course, George tells Carole it was just this morning. ;Mario actually spits out his entire glass of water when he hears George tell Carole, “I could give you your first squirting orgasm.” ;What – is that not appropriate dinner conversation?
The next morning, the group heads to George’s private cabana on the beach. ;Right away, George is flirting with Sonja telling her she has a great body and why she should sleep with him. ;“It would be the kinkiest experience,” George brags about his sex drive. ;“I’m no prude, but he might be too much for me,” Sonja comments about George. ;When the girls go in the hot tub, George refuses to go in because he is scared he will “get erect.”
It’s the last night in Miami and the entire gang heads to a club for a party. ;As soon as Sonja sits down, she feels a “poke” from good old George. ;Sonja jumps up like she just got shot. ;“He leaves nothing to the imagination,” Sonja tells the cameras.
Carole headed back to NYC early, so she is doing some shopping in the city with LuAnn. ;Carole actually has the balls to tell LuAnn that she is upset with her. ;Carole can’t get over that LuAnn asked her designer friend to borrow a dress. ;The Countess takes Carole’s lashing well, so it basically went over her large pumpkin head.
Aviva pulls Sonja aside for some advice on how to handle Ramona. ;“Do you think this is the first time in 25 years that I had this conversation with a girlfriend?” Sonja jokes. ;Aviva is basically on ”Ramona overload” and is ready for this vacation to end.
What did you think of Aviva’s dad in tonight’s episode? ;We know you have an opinion, so let’s hear it.