:O Updates?!

I guess even though I really want to keep a blog, I rarely update because I get home tired from school...

So....

Wednesday's Live Entertainment!

- Last Wednesday there was a drunk Hispanic guy on the bus... He was singing? Idk. But he was saying something like Mi Amor... and all that. I thought he was crazy until people near me said he was drunk.

Asian Girl: Is he drunk?
British Guy: Yeah.

After a few minutes, Hispanic guy suddenly said, "WHERE ARE WE FOCKER?!" O_O
I was confused at first, and then I realized he was talking to the driver. He said it a few more times then stopped and got quiet. (-。－；)

I thought that was the end of it, but then... he suddenly stood up and screamed "STOP FOCKER!!!" The passengers understood that he wanted to get off the bus, and one nice guy pulled the stop cord for him, and the bus driver stopped. The guy staggered to the back door and started cussing in both Spanish and English...saying things like "FOCKER" and shit because the door wouldn't open (it was one of those doors that you have to push so that it would open). The bus driver got impatient so he started the bus and went to the next stop and told the drunk guy to push it. The guy, being completely drunk, couldn't push the door. (・_・;) So he started cussing again, which made the driver start the bus and go to the next stop. Then, the guy said, "How?" in a pathetic begging voice. Finally, the bus driver stopped and told the guy to leave. The drunk guy staggered to the front door with his bottle of gin or vodka or whatever it was and cussed at the driver... and then the driver and the drunk guy had a cussing match. @_@ When it was over, the drunk guy went off...and the driver started rage driving... >.>

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After the drunk guy, some random black guy hit on me. >.>; He was weird... Q_Q He took one of my earphones and put it in his ear...EEW.

:O Updates?!

I guess even though I really want to keep a blog, I rarely update because I get home tired from school...

So....

Wednesday's Live Entertainment!

- Last Wednesday there was a drunk Hispanic guy on the bus... He was singing? Idk. But he was saying something like Mi Amor... and all that. I thought he was crazy until people near me said he was drunk.

Asian Girl: Is he drunk?
British Guy: Yeah.

After a few minutes, Hispanic guy suddenly said, "WHERE ARE WE FOCKER?!" O_O
I was confused at first, and then I realized he was talking to the driver. He said it a few more times then stopped and got quiet. (-。－；)

I thought that was the end of it, but then... he suddenly stood up and screamed "STOP FOCKER!!!" The passengers understood that he wanted to get off the bus, and one nice guy pulled the stop cord for him, and the bus driver stopped. The guy staggered to the back door and started cussing in both Spanish and English...saying things like "FOCKER" and shit because the door wouldn't open (it was one of those doors that you have to push so that it would open). The bus driver got impatient so he started the bus and went to the next stop and told the drunk guy to push it. The guy, being completely drunk, couldn't push the door. (・_・;) So he started cussing again, which made the driver start the bus and go to the next stop. Then, the guy said, "How?" in a pathetic begging voice. Finally, the bus driver stopped and told the guy to leave. The drunk guy staggered to the front door with his bottle of gin or vodka or whatever it was and cussed at the driver... and then the driver and the drunk guy had a cussing match. @_@ When it was over, the drunk guy went off...and the driver started rage driving... >.>

*:..｡o○☆ﾟ･:,｡*:..｡o○☆

After the drunk guy, some random black guy hit on me. >.>; He was weird... Q_Q He took one of my earphones and put it in his ear...EEW.

Just for Lolz

¥ ღ Ü says (9:20 PM):
LOL zan fell in my closet
MAtthie says (9:20 PM):
quick, lock the closet
SHE CAN BE YOUR NEW TOY
¥ ღ Ü says (9:21 PM):
she already is
although she tortures me
MAtthie says (9:21 PM):
masochist
¥ ღ Ü says (9:22 PM):
2 weeks ago i fainted on the street
and my mom was like
OMG are you pregnant
so zan
even though she knows it's not true
lies on my stomach
pokes it
and asks
"how's my grandchild?"
"OTL
MAtthie says (9:23 PM):
i dont know which of the three out-of-place things i should question first
¥ ღ Ü says (9:23 PM):
idk
o-o
any
MAtthie says (9:23 PM):
lets see
MAtthie says (9:24 PM):
a) fainting on the street
b) your mom associating fainting on the street with pregnancy
c) zan asking hows the grandchild
ILL FLIP A COIN TO DECIDE
¥ ღ Ü says (9:27 PM):
fainting = sick + dehydrated + being in the sun
MAtthie says (9:27 PM):
yeah but you made it sound like a pretty casual thing
"SO I WAS WALKING DOWN THE STREET THE OTHER DAY AND PASSED OUT RANDOMLY
LOL BUT DW I DO THAT REGULARLY
SO THEN YEAH, SOME GUY TOOK M YWALLET
MAtthie says (9:28 PM):
WHAT A PRICK!"
¥ ღ Ü says (9:28 PM):
oh
i got bruises/cuts on my left side
MAtthie says (9:28 PM):
LOL AND NOW YOURE MAKING IT SOUND LIKE MINOR DETAILS
¥ ღ Ü says (9:28 PM):
want me to freak out?
¥ ღ Ü says (9:29 PM):
i don't have the energy
"OTL
well idk i'm just energylesss
MAtthie says (9:29 PM):
yeah but im talking about the presentation!
when you talk about a story
ITS EITHER
START ---> SOMETHING SURPRISING HAPPENS ---> COMMENTARY ON THAT EVENT
OR
MAtthie says (9:30 PM):
START ---> NORMAL EVENT----> SOMETHING UNEXPECTING HAPPENS
NOT
START ----> SOMETHING HEALTH-RELATED HAPPENS ---> LOL ZAN POKED MY BELLY SAYING HOWS THE GRANDCHILD
¥ ღ Ü says (9:31 PM):
D: okay okay
i'm not good with words
if i could speak math i would
;-;
MAtthie says (9:34 PM):
do it
jajajaja
MAtthie says (9:35 PM):
"so i was walking the other day, and the graph representing the rate of change of my velocity in respect to time hit a horizontal tangent line, and before i knew it, zan was resting herself on the surface area of my stomach..."
¥ ღ Ü says (9:36 PM):
LOL
MAtthie says (9:37 PM):
bam
there you have it
too cool for math