Despite the horribly traumatic events of yesterday, I say I'm in a pretty good mood. Reason? Carly Rae Jepsen!!! Thank you for your gift to the world. "Call Me Maybe".
I sing it in the shower, I sing it in the car, I sing it whenever.
It just makes my life a Romantic Comedy.
I don't know what kind of impression I put on you... N. But either way, can't you at least pretend to have respect for me? Try to me a little more decent? A little less of a scumbag? I know we really didn't leave off on a good note, but serious;y what's this all about? Did someone put you up to this? Is this a joke? Were you drunk? Seriously so hard to believe you'd stoop this low. Call it whatever you want, I might even be reading too much into this. Umm, wait.
BULLSHIT.
What else could you possibly have had in mind when you asked me to "Come over" to "Your house" because "No one is home" and "stay till the morning"?
Besides the obvious, what else could it be? Hm? Oh, let me guess. You wanted to talk to me about all the fun stuff we've missed since high school. Oh wait, could it be? You wanted to finally appologize to me after being a fucking jerk. Could that be it? No, maybe you just wanted to have a innocent sleepover.
We could do facial masks and talk about the guys we like, play truth or dare. Call over our friends 'Ben & Jerry' and watch a TV marathon of whatever lusty teen dramas they have on Netflix.
Not likely night?
>>Insert Epic Text convo between me and JieJie<<
ME: "HOLY FUCK. N just called me 3 times. I hung up on him all three times lol... He's either high or he's just plain fucked up. So fucking gross, Ugh, I'm so creeped out. *explains what happened*
JJ: "LOL sounds like he's lonely puahahahahaha What a creep! Doesn't he have a gf that he can ask to his house?"
ME: "I wouldn't even return a hug from him, what the fuck made him think I'd SLEEP with him!?"
JJ: "SO random of him to call you suddenly too!!! Hahaha Maybe he was drunk? You know what they say, men never forget their first love."
ME: " LOL I totally wasn't his first love ==;"
JJ: "He was probably desperate lol. Hormones raging hahaha. LOL maybe things aren't so smooth with his gd and he reminisces that hot summer day when he wanted to kiss you on the bus and regrets it"
ME: "LOL ew. Honestly remembering that day... I can only remember Jin's hotness hahahahha."
JJ: " Hahah unforgettable :) I wouldn't mind his sweatiness if it meants hanging out with Jin too"
>> END <<
Too funny. At least I can laugh things off with JJ. N. Case closed. Never a fucking again.
PEAAAAAAAAAAAACE Out.
- Angela ella ella eh eh eh :)
I sing it in the shower, I sing it in the car, I sing it whenever.
It just makes my life a Romantic Comedy.
I don't know what kind of impression I put on you... N. But either way, can't you at least pretend to have respect for me? Try to me a little more decent? A little less of a scumbag? I know we really didn't leave off on a good note, but serious;y what's this all about? Did someone put you up to this? Is this a joke? Were you drunk? Seriously so hard to believe you'd stoop this low. Call it whatever you want, I might even be reading too much into this. Umm, wait.
BULLSHIT.
What else could you possibly have had in mind when you asked me to "Come over" to "Your house" because "No one is home" and "stay till the morning"?
Besides the obvious, what else could it be? Hm? Oh, let me guess. You wanted to talk to me about all the fun stuff we've missed since high school. Oh wait, could it be? You wanted to finally appologize to me after being a fucking jerk. Could that be it? No, maybe you just wanted to have a innocent sleepover.
We could do facial masks and talk about the guys we like, play truth or dare. Call over our friends 'Ben & Jerry' and watch a TV marathon of whatever lusty teen dramas they have on Netflix.
Not likely night?
>>Insert Epic Text convo between me and JieJie<<
ME: "HOLY FUCK. N just called me 3 times. I hung up on him all three times lol... He's either high or he's just plain fucked up. So fucking gross, Ugh, I'm so creeped out. *explains what happened*
JJ: "LOL sounds like he's lonely puahahahahaha What a creep! Doesn't he have a gf that he can ask to his house?"
ME: "I wouldn't even return a hug from him, what the fuck made him think I'd SLEEP with him!?"
JJ: "SO random of him to call you suddenly too!!! Hahaha Maybe he was drunk? You know what they say, men never forget their first love."
ME: " LOL I totally wasn't his first love ==;"
JJ: "He was probably desperate lol. Hormones raging hahaha. LOL maybe things aren't so smooth with his gd and he reminisces that hot summer day when he wanted to kiss you on the bus and regrets it"
ME: "LOL ew. Honestly remembering that day... I can only remember Jin's hotness hahahahha."
JJ: " Hahah unforgettable :) I wouldn't mind his sweatiness if it meants hanging out with Jin too"
>> END <<
Too funny. At least I can laugh things off with JJ. N. Case closed. Never a fucking again.
PEAAAAAAAAAAAACE Out.
- Angela ella ella eh eh eh :)