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It's always sunny in philadelphia

 

 

 

 

まま:Well, we've all gathered here the request of your friends.

   I- I don't exactly know how one of these things are supposed to go.

   But we understand that these's been some abuse.

   These two boys have been strong enough to admit what happened

   and we thank you for that.

らい:Just hope that that man goes away for a long, long time.

りあ:Prison can be a bad place for a guy like that.

   Very bad place.

まま:Now, we're not exactly sure how this thing is supposed to go.

   But your friends have been helpig us out on a couple of key points.

   Now?

   Okay, Charlie, show us on the doll.

ちゃ:Show you what?

まま:Where he touched you.

   Shall I turn it over?

 

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らい:I think that went well.

   You did a wonderful job, Charlie.

りあ:I really think they bought it.

ちゃ:Oh yeah, definately

   I gotta say, my favorite part was at the end there

   when we were all hugging and my sister screamed

   and told everyone that I touched her vagina.

りあ:Yeah!

らい:So, Charlie, where to?

ちゃ:Oh, well, I was thinking we should, uh,

   zip down to the police station file an official report.

   I gotta do it sometime, right?

りあ:That's the spirit.

   Let's get it on the books.

 

ぽりすて

 

ちゃ:Excuse me.

   I'd like to, uh, speak to a detective, please.

ぽり:Name?

ちゃ:Charlie Kelly.

ぽり:And what is this in reference to?

ちゃ:Sodomy.

ぽり:Okay. Uh, take a seat.

   Someone will be right with you.

りあ:You're doing the right thing, Charlie.

らい:The American school system's been oppressing people for years.

   It's about time we start doing a little oppressing ourselves.

りあ:That doesn't make sense.

らい:Yes, it does.

りあ:How are we oppressing anything?

   You need to think before you speak.

らい:You do.

ぽり:CharlieKelly?

ちゃ:Oh. That's me. Uh, I'll be right back.

りあ:Have a good time.

   Twenty-five million is a lot of clams.

   Split it 50-50.

らい:Charlie's gonna want something.

   How 'bout Charlie?

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りあ:Yeah. He'll want some.

   He's not gonna get some.

らい:We could always split it 50-50-50.

りあ:You even hear what you're saying?

   Your gums are bleeding. 

   How'd it go?

ちゃ:Great, I just ratted you out.

ぽり:Can I see you two boys for a minute, please?

 

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でに:So you're not gonna get in any trouble at all?

ちゃ:Uh, no. No, not really.

   And since the McPoyles are gonna plead guilty.

   I'm off the hook completely.

でに:That's great.

でぃ:Sorry. Was he saying that the intervention worked?

でに:No, I don't think that's what he's saying.

でぃ:What are you talking about?

   It was the final push Charlie needed.

   Turns out three-quarters of a major - not so bad after all.

ちゃ:And the best part of it, actually, for me now is the fact

   that everybody thinks that I've been molested.

   So, in a way, my life is ruined.

   In the meantime, I'm gonna go in the back office

   and cry and cry and cry and drink for a while.

でに:Emotional release.

   Another gaint step forward.

でぃ:My God, we're good.

でにでぃ:Doctor.

 

 

 

sodomy   男色

oppress   圧迫する

clam   二枚貝 だんまりや

gum   歯茎

How'd it go   どうだった?

rat out   密告する

plead   弁論する 弁解する

off the hook   危機から脱して

ruined   破滅した