もー：I think it's best to be up front.
じゃ：Damn.
もー：I haven't finished yet.
じゃ：You were gonna say you're not that into me.
もー：I'm sorry.
じゃ：I really thought we had chemistry.
It seemed like you thought so too.
もー：We do. I just think that's actually the problem.
じゃ：You're going with ”It's not you, it's me"?
もー：Oh,no, it's you. Very much you.
じゃ：That's direct.
もー：For some reason, the men I'm attracted to
all have serious neurological and biological disorders.
And since I'm wildly attracted to you,
I strongly suggest that you get a full physical
and psychological checkup immediately.
And don't be afraid of a second opinion.
Because a misdiagnosis would cost you valuable time.
じゃ：You're wildly attracted to me?
もー：I just told you that you might be severely ill,
and that's all you heard?
じゃ：Are you sure about this？
You really want to live alone in fear instead of
with somebody who knows what it's like?
もー：No.
じゃ：Okay, then. So we're both terrified.
But the only thing that scares me more than
getting hurt is never falling in love again.
It only needs to work out once, right?
もー：That's what my best friend's mother says.
じゃ：Your friend's mom is a very wise woman.
もー：She also says you have to kiss
a lot of frogs to find your prince.
じゃ：Actually incorrect on many levels,
but I still like the sentiment.
もー：That's exactly what I said.
じゃ：So, what do you think?
I'm not an amphibian with unlikely royal ancestry
but you willing to take a chance on me anyway?