ちゃ：I knew it. I was right.
My mom's safe house. This is where she got
all her missions when I was a kid.
もー：You know, speaking as the bookkeeper for our joint account...
it might've beem more affordable if we started here
and then traveled the world.
ちゃ：Yeah, well, we didn't really know about here, now, did we?
おっ：What are you talking about?
I’M here for the car, I'm a repo man.
ちゃ：Repo man. Morgan?
もー：Right. We haven't made a payment in four months.
ちゃ：The car cost $900.
もー：Yeah, but we're $43,000 in debt.
I was gonna--
ちゃ：Wait. What? What? 43 what?
もー：Thousand dollars' debt, and that's above
the CIA money you had saved up.
Being a spy is really expensive.
ちゃ：Why didn't you tell me?
もー：You were so busy looking for your mom--
おっ：All right, enough chitchat. Get away from that car.
もー：Uh, Chuck, give him a little...
You know what I mean? Intersect style.
ちゃ：I don't do kung fu anymore.
もー：Look on the bright side, Chuck.
Bus has much more legroom than the hatchback.
ちゃ：There's a conspiracy against me.
もー：I feel that way after a bad interview.
Except with me, the conspiracy has beem
going on a lot longer. Like kindergarten.
ちゃ：What am I supposed to do now?
These were Ellie's best leads.
Where am I gonna find a ｊob?
もー：Well, there's always one place.
ちゃ：Where?
もー：I cant't believe it's back, Chuck.
もー：This is Charles Carmichael.
I'm Michael Carmichael.
So if you wouldn't mind--
Frigid in here as well. Wow.
ちゃ：The plan was for me to be Carmichael
and you to be Sven, my mute assistant.
もー：Here's the thing. These people respect a beard.
And the whole assistant thing, I see us more as brothers.
ちゃ：Is that so? Okay, okay, fine.
What parents in their right mind...
would name their child Michael if their last name was Carmichael?
What were your parents thinking?
もー：What were our parents thinking?
You know, it's what people in the movie business call improv.