ぎゃ：I need to see Nick Bolen. What room is he in?
なす：I'm sorry. Visiting hours don't start until 9:00.
ぎゃ：Okay, but this is an emergency.
なす：Ma'am, he just came out of a coma. Unless you're
immediate family, you need to come back at 9:00.
ぎゃ：Okay. I get it. You're just following the rules.
You're a nurse. An underpaid, under- appreciated nurse,
who might need some help making ends meet.
So, what do you say to ... $12?
Wait, I'm going to need $10 for parking.