じょ：Let me get this straight.
Your little brother's got himself a dead life coach?
Or should I say, a life coach who's dead.
Or maybe I got it right the first time.
あり：Stop it. That's not funny.
じょ：Really? I don't know.
Speaking only for myself, find this very amusing.
あり：My brother really believes in this guy.
じょ："My life is my success, my success is my life."
What does that actually mean?
Oh, wait, I didn't read the most important part.
"$14.99. Also available in audio book and e-book formats."
Sorry, but I'm very dubious about people
who charge money to tell you how to succeed in life,
when their secret is so obvious.
あり：Oh, really? It's obvious?
じょ：Sure, just charge people like your brother
money for the secret.
あり：You know, you're not being fair.
That's some pretty intersting things in here.
Like, "Success comes from good judgment,
good judgment comes from experience,
experience comes from bad judgment."
じょ：Well, if that's true, then your brother is gonna be
the most successful man on the planet.
I'm just saying, life is a, is a long-distance run,
not a one-month sprint. And I, for one,
am not breaking out the champagne for your brother.
Not yet.