All in all, it's no wonder so many people show signs of baby fatigue. We're being asked to genuflect to mothers before they've even had a Ugg Classic Argyle Knit
contraction. Wasn't it better when we only had to show interest once faced with a full Moses basket?
One American trend I hope will take root here is quitting your job with aplomb. Flight attendant Steven Slater is fast becoming a folk hero in the States after an altercation with a foul-mouthed passenger prompted him to announce his resignation over the public address system before he grabbed a cold beer, activated the plane's emergency chute and slid away to fame and freedom. Slater's stand is a morale booster for any wage slave who has been habitually UGG Bailey Button Triplet Grey treated with casual contempt.
In the spirit of solidarity, I offer a tale from a fellow quitter. A former Rolling Stone journalist tells how, aged 21, he was issued with a broom by his dictatorial editor to "clean up" his office. A red mist descended and he advanced on his boss with predictable results. "The broom hit him business-end first, and he fell on his fat ass. I picked up the broom, and started swatting him with UGG Classic Cardy Chocolate . He got up and started to run."