ビヨンセが無人島をプレゼントしてもらったお礼にJay-Zに買ってあげた超高級プライベートジェット機が、パリへ向かって飛び立とうとしていた。おとたびのたましひは便乗させてもらった。(空のヒッチハイク？）着地したところはルーブル美術館の屋根。
彼らがルーブル美術館を貸切にして撮影していたのは「APES**T - THE CARTERS」という曲。APES**T ？ってなんですかそれは。歌を聴いて。Apeshit？さるぐそ？くそざる？ Shitに意味ないの。アメリカ人はなんでもShitなの。Shit！Shit！くそ！くそ！ CARTERSって？ 昨日調べたでしょ？ 学習能力ないね。基金の名前にもなってたじゃない。Jay-Zの本名はショーン・カーター。夫婦だから「CARTERS」。
やっとタイトルが読めた。さて、ルーブル美術館の屋根にルシファーが降臨。モナ・リザの絵の前では仲直りしたビヨンセとJay-Zが二人でラップしてる。ギリシャ神話の女神ニケの白大理石の彫刻の前には白い衣装の神がかったビヨンセが君臨し、ダンサーたちが白い石の階段で女神を讃えるダンスをしている。レカミエ婦人の肖像の前にオブジェのように鎮座する白いターバンでつながった二人の黒人女性もまるで美術作品の一部のようだ。ずっとルーブルに展示してほしい（見に行けないけど）。そのあと一瞬だけあらわれるマリー＝ギエルミーヌ・ブノワの描いた黒人女性の肖像も白い布を頭に巻いている。黒い肌に白い布はよく似合う。Black is beautiful.
おとたびのたましひはそっと美術館を抜け出して、すーっとパリの石畳の道へ流れていく。さあ、今日は誰の亡霊コンサートを聴きにいこうかな。
APESHIT
歌詞
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Stack my money fast and go (Fast, fast, go)
Fast like a Lambo' (Skrrt, skrrt, skrrt)
I be jumpin' off the stage, hoe (Jumpin', Jumpin', hey, hey)
Crowd better savor (Crowd goin' ape, hey)
I can't believe we made it (This is what we made, made)
This is what we're thankful for (This is what we thank, thank)
I can't believe we made it (This a different angle)
Have you ever seen the crowd goin' apeshit? Rah
Gimme my check, put some respek on my check
Or pay me in equity (Pay me in equity)
Watch me reverse out the debt (skrrt)
He got a bad bitch, bad bitch
We livin' lavish, lavish
I got expensive fabrics
I got expensive habits
He wanna go with me (Go with me)
He like to roll the weed (roll the weed)
He wanna be with me (Be with me)
He wanna give me that vitamin D (D)
Ice ornaments, icy style tournaments (Woo)
You ain't on to this (No)
Don't think they on to this (No)
Bought him a jet
(Yeah, yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
Shut down Colette
(Yeah, yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
Phillippe Patek
(Yeah, yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
Get off my dick (Uh, hey)
Gimme the ball, gimme the ball, take the top shift (Ball)
Call my girls and put'em all on a spaceship (Brr)
Hang one night with 'Yonce, I'll make you famous (Hey)
Have you ever seen the stage goin' apeshit' Rah
Stack my money fast and go (Fast, fast, go)
Fast like my Lambo' (Skrrt skrrt, skrrt)
Jumpin' off the stage, hoe (Jumpin', jumpin', hey, hey)
Crowd better savor (Crowd goin' ape, hey)
I can't believe we made it (This is what we made, made)
This is what we're thankful for (This is what we thank, thank)
I can't believe we made it (This is different angle)
Have you ever seen the crowd goin' apeshit? (offset)
I'm a gorilla in the fuckin' coupe
Finna pull in the zoo
I'm like Chief Keef meet Rafiki, who been lyin'king to you? (Woo)
Pocket, watch it, like kangaroos
Tell these clowns we ain't amused
'Nana clips for that monkey business
45 got change for you
Motorcades when we came through
Presidential with the planes too
One better get you with the residential
Undefeated with the 'caine to
I said no to the Superbowl
You need me, I don't need you
Every night we in the endzone
Tell the NFL we in stadiums too
Last night was a fuckin' zoo
Stagegivin'in a pool of people
Ran through Liverpool like a fuckin' Beatle
Smoke gorilla glue like it's fuckin' legal
Tell the Grammy's fuck that 0 for eighht shit
Have you ever seen the crowd goin' apeshit (Rah)
Stack my money fast and go (Fast, fast, go)
Fast like my Lambo' (Skrrt, skrrt, skrrt)
Jumpin' off the stage, hoe (Jumpin', jumpin', hey, hey)
Crowd better savor (Crowd goin'ape, hey)
I can't believe we made it (This is what we made, made)
This is what we're thankfull for (This is what we thank, thank)
I can't believe we made it (This a different angle)
Have you ever seen the crowd goin' apeshit? Rah
Haters in dangere (dangerous)
Whole lot of gangin' (Gang)
35 chains (Chains, chains)
I don't give a damn 'bout the fame (Nope)
G8 planes (Tshh, tshh)
Alexander Wang (Woo!)
She a thot that you claim (Woo!)
Can't be toppin' my reign (C'mon, c'mon, c'mon)
Poppin', I'm poppin', my bitches all poppin'
We go to the dealer and cop it all (Cop it all)
Sippin' my favorite alcohol (Alcohol)
Got me so lit, I need Tylenol
All of my people, I free'em all (Free'em all)
Hop in the whip, wanna see the stars, uh (Woo)
sendin' the missiles off, drinkin' my inhibitions off
250 for the Richard Mile, yeah yeah, live in the field
My body make Jigga go kneel (Woo)
Man, my momma, my lawyer, my shield
Look at my jewelry, I'm lethal (Lethal)
These diamonds on me, they see-through (See through)
I'm a Martian, they wishin' they equal (Equal)
I got M's like the back like Evisu
Gimme the ball, gimme the bal, take a top shift (She went crazy
)
Call my girls and put'em all on a spaceship
Hang one night with 'Yonce, I'll make you famous
Have you ever seen the crowd goin' apeshit? Rah
Stack my money fast and go (Fast, fast, go)
Fast like a Lambo' (Skrrt, skrrt, skrrt)
I be jumpin' off the stage, hoe (Jumpin', Jumpin', hey, hey）
Crowd better savor (Crowd goin' ape))
I can't believe we made it (This is what we made, made)
This is what we're thankful for (This is what we thank, thank)
I can't believe we made it (This is a different angle)
Have you ever seen the crowd goin' apeshit? Rah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Fast and go
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
