作者： 小闹心
采访员：“尖叫鸭”米米达克
采访日期：地球纪元2024年10月29日
米米达克：晚上好！我是来自米米星的米米达克，你帽子上的尖叫鸭。今天是受小闹心的委托，来采访——授予我名字的小闹心。呱，呱！
小闹心：是的。因为米米星的语言对于普通人类无法相通，那么我们勉强会用人类语言进行说明。呱，呱！
米米达克：第一个问题，你的名字的由来是什么？
小闹心：我在上小学的时候，每天会发出很“闹心”的叫声。我的母亲和我自己都会叫我“小闹心”。也许是因为我并不喜欢这个世界的生活……从小就认为，这不是属于我的地方。直到现在我才发现，我是米米星人。据说我是家里的第二个孩子——第一个在见到外面的世界之前就夭折了。也许当年米米星球的飞船把我传送到了错误的地址。
米米达克：你的地球童年有特别开心的经历嘛？
小闹心：没有。（摇头）
米米达克：你喜欢你的人类名字嘛？
小闹心：完全不。一个很普通的姓氏和一个被赋予了无聊的人类家族幻想的名字。唯一没有去申请改名字的原因是，在这个时代更换名字会在生活中寸步难行。
米米达克：按照地球纪元法，你在人类这里度过了二十九个纪年。童年之后的纪元你是怎样度过的？
小闹心：（笑）也许要解释下，米米星的我们始终处于童年纪元……不过对于人类来说，这似乎很难说明白……在人类这里的话，都是很老套的剧情，“通过考核”，“修行”，“去金币中心报到”，这样子。我受到了很多外力干扰，这很麻烦。我的大脑不应该做这些无聊的事情。唯一值得稍微庆幸的是，“考核”之后我离开了原来的坐标。那个地方太可怕了，我希望你还是不要了解的好。
米米达克：可怕可怕，米米星没有这些东西。我从出生就被传送过来，然后就被运输车带到你身边……我也不知道米米星的具体形状，不过我坚信——米米星绝不是这样的！
小闹心：是的，大约地球一年半以前，我从运输车的纸箱里发现了你。地球十个月以前，我赋予了你“米米达克”这个名字。因为发现自己其实是米米星人，我几乎每次都和你共同出现。
米米达克：可是人类还是会询问有关米米星的证据……
小闹心：（倒）人类就是这样，不相信自己没有见过的东西。
米米达克：吸收了一些人类知识之后，你在这里有长远的计划嘛？
小闹心：我唯一长远的计划就是回到米米星。据我自己的意识，发出一些有异于人类的声音是唯一有可能和米米星传递信号的方式。我发现这个事实之后，就一直在尝试这些。
米米达克：说到这个，正式的尝试是在“修行“期间的一个乐队，叫做默马乐队，是吧？
小闹心：是的。当时我并不知道自己的真实身份。不过我体内的基因让我自动做了一些事情……有一个叫做Guitar Pro的载体，我在上面写了我在地球上的第一首歌，《He is just a child》。让我意外的是，有一部分的人类确实喜欢它。默马乐队的演出生涯存续了三四个地球纪年的样子，后来因为大家必须分开“去金币中心报到”的愚蠢原因，乐队的演出生涯中止了。
米米达克：默马乐队的演出生涯告一段落后，你又更换了地球坐标。
小闹心：是的。我遇到了很神奇的事情……这可能要改天再讲很久。总之，我从一个叫“上海”的地方，转移到了一个叫“深圳”的地方。我尝试加入了一些乐队，后来发现并不喜欢。我对人类描述的很多事情并不感兴趣。他们在乐队里，也会描述这些。
米米达克：所以你开启了个人演出生涯。
小闹心：是的。我经常用一些我认为能发出信号的方式。有一个会打鼓的小兔子，我特别喜欢。后来，大约是在地球一年前，我成立了地球信号集团【Perczoo】。动物的声音也许比人类更接近米米星的电波。(✪⥎✪) 再后来，我成立了会跳舞的【Superkazoo】和还在线条阶段的【Mimizoo】。还有每月会固定举行的【小闹心 ~FIRST DAY LIVE~】……啊，关于这些要讲好久，我们改天再讲吧。
米米达克：今天先到此为止吧！
米米达克：我们今天的采访怎么让感兴趣的人类看到？
小闹心：这里这里！（指）
米米达克：好，改天再做第二次采访。呱，呱！
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-----------TRANSLATION:
"Interview with Xiaonaoxin - Xiaonaoxin from Mimi Star (1)"
Author: Xiaonaoxin
Interviewer: "Screaming Duck" Mimidak
Interview date: October 29, 2024, Earth Era
Mimidak: Good evening! I am Mimidak from Mimi Star, the screaming duck on your hat. Today, I am here on behalf of Xiaonaoxin to interview the person who gave me my name - Xiaonaoxin. Quack, quack!
Xiaonaoxin: Yes. Because the language of Mimi Star is incomprehensible to ordinary humans, we will reluctantly use human language to explain. Quack, quack!
Mimidak: First question, what is the origin of your name?
Xiaonaoxin: When I was in elementary school, I would make a very "snagging" sound every day. My mother and I would call me "Xiaonaoxin". Maybe it's because I don't like the life in this world... I thought since I was a child that this is not the place for me. It was not until now that I realized that I am from Mimi Star. It is said that I am the second child in the family - the first died before seeing the outside world. Maybe the spaceship from Mimi Planet teleported me to the wrong address.
Mimidak: Did you have any particularly happy experiences during your childhood on Earth?
Xiaonaoxin: No. (Shakes head)
Mimidak: Do you like your human name?
Xiaonaoxin: Not at all. A very common surname and a name that is endowed with a boring human family fantasy. The only reason I didn't apply to change my name is that changing my name in this era would make it difficult to move forward in life.
Mimidak: According to the Earth Epoch Method, you have spent 29 epochs here in the human world. How did you spend the epochs after childhood?
Xiaonaoxin: (Laughs) Maybe I need to explain that we on Mimi Planet are always in the childhood epoch... But for humans, this seems difficult to explain... For humans, it's all very old-fashioned plots, "pass the assessment", "cultivate", "report to the gold coin center", and so on. I was disturbed by a lot of external forces, which is very troublesome. My brain shouldn't do these boring things. The only thing to be thankful for is that after the "assessment", I left the original coordinates. That place is too scary, I hope you don't know about it.
Mimidak: It's scary, there are no such things on Mimi Star. I was teleported here since I was born, and then I was brought to you by the transporter... I don't know the specific shape of Mimi Star, but I firmly believe that Mimi Star is definitely not like this!
Xiaonaoxin: Yes, about one and a half years ago on Earth, I found you in a cardboard box on the transporter. Ten months ago on Earth, I gave you the name "Mimidak". Because I found out that I am actually a Mimi Star, I almost always appear with you.
Mimidak: But humans still ask for evidence about Mimi Star...
Xiaonaoxin: (falling) Humans are like this, they don't believe in things they haven't seen.
Mimidak: After absorbing some human knowledge, do you have a long-term plan here?
Xiaonaoxin: My only long-term plan is to return to Mimi Star. According to my own consciousness, making some sounds different from humans is the only possible way to transmit signals to Mimi Star. After I discovered this fact, I have been trying these.
Mimidak: Speaking of this, the official attempt was a band during the "cultivation", called the 默马 band, right?
Xiaonaoxin: Yes. At that time, I didn't know my true identity. But the genes in my body made me do some things automatically... There was a carrier called Guitar Pro, on which I wrote my first song on Earth, "He is just a child". To my surprise, some humans really liked it. The 默马 band's performance career lasted for about three or four Earth years, and then because of the stupid reason that everyone had to "report to the gold coin center" separately, the band's performance career was terminated.
Mimidak: After the 默马 band's performance career came to an end, you changed the Earth coordinates again.
Xiaonaoxin: Yes. I encountered some magical things... This may take a long time to talk about another day. Anyway, I moved from a place called "Shanghai" to a place called "Shenzhen". I tried to join some bands, but later I found that I didn't like it. I am not interested in many things described by humans. They also describe these in the band.
Mimidak: So you started your solo career.
Xiaonaoxin: Yes. I often use some methods that I think can send signals. There is a little bunny that can play drums, which I like very much. Later, about a year before Earth, I founded the Earth Signal Group [Perczoo]. The sounds of animals may be closer to the radio waves of Mimi Star than humans. (✪⥎✪) Later, I founded the dancing [Superkazoo] and the line-forming [Mimizoo]. There is also the monthly [小闹心 ~FIRST DAY LIVE~] online show...ah, it will take a long time to talk about these, let's talk about it another day.
Mimidak: Let's end up here for today!
Mimidak: How can we let interested human beings see our interview today?
Xiaonaoxin: Here! (pointing)
Mimidak: Okay, I will do the second interview another day. Quack, quack!