Thanksgiving was peaceful… until my dad entered like he was the CEO of the holiday. He looked at the turkey, paused dramatically, and said,
“Well… finally something in this house is roasted more than me.”
Everyone tried to hold their laughs, but dad was just getting started.
He tapped the turkey with the knife and said,
“Relax, buddy. I get stuffed with stress every year too.”
My uncle almost choked on his drink. Grandma covered her face and said,
“Please stop. My heart can’t handle this level of premium stupidity.”
But dad kept going. He pointed at the turkey’s legs and said,
“Same legs every year. Never skip day. Respect.”
By the end, nobody cared about the food.
Everyone just remembered Dad absolutely bullying the turkey with jokes.
And honestly… that’s the real Thanksgiving tradition.
Not gratitude.
Not togetherness.
Just dad… being the funniest problem in the room.
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