A WORLD FORMED BY THE BEARD
In the beginning THE BEARD created the
heaven and the earth.
And the earth was without form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And THE BEARD moved upon the face of the waters.
And THE BEARD said, Let there be hair: and there was hair .
And THE BEARD saw the hair, that it was good: and THE BEARD divided the hair from the fail.
And THE BEARD called the hair Himself, and the fail he called bratso.
And THE BEARD said, there is in this world a whole lot of fail, against the vile hordes I am the final bulwark. To my glory you shall build a house of worship; for the vile religions of humanity's past shall before me be cast aside; let the glory of THE BEARD be known to all man.
And the earth was without form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And THE BEARD moved upon the face of the waters.
And THE BEARD said, Let there be hair: and there was hair .
And THE BEARD saw the hair, that it was good: and THE BEARD divided the hair from the fail.
And THE BEARD called the hair Himself, and the fail he called bratso.
And THE BEARD said, there is in this world a whole lot of fail, against the vile hordes I am the final bulwark. To my glory you shall build a house of worship; for the vile religions of humanity's past shall before me be cast aside; let the glory of THE BEARD be known to all man.


