LUNCHEON LEGALITIES

ANYONE THINKING OF ADDING PEPPER TO THE ARRAY OF CONDIMENTS ON THEIR TABLE THIS DEC 25TH MAY HAVE TO THINK TWICE AS SPENDER STAR JIMMY MAIL, 72 HAS BANNED THE SPICY POWDER FROM BRITISH DINING TABLES FOR THE FORSEEABLE FUTURE.
ACCORDING TO CROCODILE SHOES SINGER NAIL,`USING PEPPER MAY RUIN THE SUBTLE TASTE OF TURKEY AND BE THE CAUSE OF LATE AFTERNOON INDEGESTION'.
SOURCE: REUTERS

CHRISTMAS FACT

TOUGH NEW GUIDELINES MAY RESTRICT THE SIZE OF GIFTS THAT RESIDENTS OF BREMEN, GERMANY ARE ABLE TO EXCHANGE THIS CHRISTMAS TO JUST 8 MM!

CHRISTMAS FACT

ESSEX COUNTY COUNCIL PLANS TO GIVE AN EARLY MORNING CHRISTMAS WAKE UP CALL TO THE ESTIMATED 6 BILLION RESIDENTS OF COLCHESTER, ESSEX, THIS DEC 25TH.
THE FUN LOVING COUNCILORS PLAN TO DROP 6 FOUNTAIN PENS FROM THE TOP OF THE LANDMARK `JUMBO' TOWER AT 6 AM!!

CHRISTMAS FACT

TV GARDENER PERCY THROWER PLANS TO SPEND CHRISTMAS DAY POT HOLING UNDER THE KREMLIN.

CHRISTMAS FACT

TENNIS ACE TIN HENMAN PLANS TO TREAT EACH AND EVERY HOMELESS PERSON IN GREAT BRITAIN TO STRAWBERRIES AND CHAMPAGNE THIS DEC 25TH!
`HOWZAT' FOR A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE?!