ゲーマーのための12のクリスマス・ジョーク
Be prepared for twelve of the worst videogame puns we could find. Don’t say I didn’t warn you.
1. How does Yoshi feel when he gets hurt?
A little Dino-sore.
2. Why is Toad invited to every party?
Because he’s a fungi.
3. What did Zelda tell Link when he couldn’t open the door?
Triforce.
4. How do you get Pikachu on a bus?
You poke ‘em on.
5. Why does Donkey Kong eat bananas?
Because he finds them ape-pealing.
6. What do you call the Nintendo Wii in France?
The Nintendo Yes.
7. Why doesn’t Dante cut onions?
Because he’s afraid that the Devil May Cry.
8. What do you get if you cross Epona with a DeLorean?
A Link to the Past.
9. What’s Mario’s favourite musical?
Mamma Mia.
10. What did the Spartan say when he saw his friend in the street?
“Halo!”
11. What is Shigeru Miyamoto’s favorite coffee?
NES cafe.
12. How does Steve get his exercise in Minecraft?
He runs around the block.
NS： digitimes 12 Christmas Cracker jokes for gamers
1. How does Yoshi feel when he gets hurt?
A little Dino-sore.
2. Why is Toad invited to every party?
Because he’s a fungi.
3. What did Zelda tell Link when he couldn’t open the door?
Triforce.
4. How do you get Pikachu on a bus?
You poke ‘em on.
5. Why does Donkey Kong eat bananas?
Because he finds them ape-pealing.
6. What do you call the Nintendo Wii in France?
The Nintendo Yes.
7. Why doesn’t Dante cut onions?
Because he’s afraid that the Devil May Cry.
8. What do you get if you cross Epona with a DeLorean?
A Link to the Past.
9. What’s Mario’s favourite musical?
Mamma Mia.
10. What did the Spartan say when he saw his friend in the street?
“Halo!”
11. What is Shigeru Miyamoto’s favorite coffee?
NES cafe.
12. How does Steve get his exercise in Minecraft?
He runs around the block.
NS： digitimes 12 Christmas Cracker jokes for gamers
みらい的コメント： 面白いのだがこれを訳すのは無理である。ジョーク集を愉快に訳せる人はマジリスペクト。 とはいえ12番は何が面白いのか分からなかったり。 Steve, who？Jobs？ |