OK, be honest, we've all been there. Even if you take the "high road" and turn the other cheek, the little green monster in all of us and the desire to even the score with a cheating lover, creeps in occasionally. Here are some relatively harmless methods to vent your anger before walking away:
1. Take your lover's pants or dress to the cleaners and instruct the alterations department to take a little in at the waist, just a little. You lover will think they are gaining weight. You can repeat this several times before you leave.
2. Order lots of free racy catalogs or bladder control literature in your lover's name and address. Even if they throw them away, there is a Breitling Super Avenger Replica Watch good chance your rival will see it and wonder.
3. Send flowers to your rival but put your own name as the recipient on the little enclosed card. The rival will think Longines BelleArti Watches Copy that your lover has made a major unintentional error.
4. Cheap Movado Elliptica Replica If they will be coming home late a bit tipsy, re-arrange the furniture while they are gone.
5. Save their hair from the combs and brushes and put it on their pillow when they are a sleep. They'll think they are lossing their hair.
6. Shake the cans of soda or beer immediately before offering them one.
7. Tell mutual friends that your lover is losing his hearing, but is very sensitive about it. When they speak to him/her, they will almost yell and it will drive your lover nuts trying to figure out why.